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Aileen1968 -> OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/9/2010 6:36:15 PM)

I now drink Jack, smoke cigars (always did, but now do with him), talk to strange bird women and take their picture and generally do things I never would have done two years ago.
Those are just the vices.
I'm now an American History buff and get excited when I find a new Morris Canal crossing.
Oh yeah...I also kicked his ass in my very first gambling pool.
Every little bit that he's exposed me to has made me stronger and happier. I may actually succeed one day....

Thank you Shore.

Back to your regularly scheduled program...



Level -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/9/2010 7:12:51 PM)

Keep in mind that it's the man's perogative to rub one off on you at any time.

Or influence you. [:D]



Aileen1968 -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/9/2010 9:56:47 PM)

Well now...both of those options make me a very lucky woman.



DarkSteven -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/9/2010 10:58:01 PM)

Frottage?



Termyn8or -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 1:40:09 AM)

FR

DS, was that a typo or are you sending us off to wiki ?

Aileen, it could be much worse. Just a couple of hours ago my buddy was tatooing his olady's leg. It's a big one and being done in stages. When they "do it" it sounds like they're having sex !

Yes, we have a tatoo parlor on wheels, totally almost legal. There is a regular gun available, but most choose the jailhouse gun which is made from the motor from a cassette deck or CD player, a bic pen, a guitar string and some electrical tape all mounted on a former eating device such as a fork or spoon. Either will work.

Talk about leaving a mark, and they are not even kinky ! Plus the fact that she has sensitive skin and is borderline diabetic therefore she bruises, she looks like someone took a baseball bat to her the next day. But she is determined to go through with it. This is a very complex tatoo and has to be done in stages, it has pixies and flowers all over the place as well as frogs or something, I forget. But when she starts whining like a baby I was thinking of getting out a guitar and putting music to it.

Rubbing off on you seems much better now eh ?

T



Aileen1968 -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 4:13:02 AM)

I like that he's rubbing off on me. I think it's a downfall when two people don't have a desire to share some common interests.



divi -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 4:33:47 AM)

Aileen you sound very happy.. it's nice to hear!   Also you are right it sucks that couples cant share common interests



pahunkboy -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 5:57:20 AM)

68,

My advice.

Do not sell out on being YOU to any man or to ANYONE.

YOU have value.

You are a lovely, unique lady.  We love you.   Keep being YOU.



Jeffff -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:00:05 AM)

Is there NO end to your saccharin happiness?


You sicken Me. I hope you have the runs all day



sirsholly -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:03:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Is there NO end to your saccharin happiness?


You sicken Me. I hope you have the runs all day
Jeffff...you prick. I just spewed hot coffee.


Aileen...awesome!!![:)]



divi -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:05:04 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Is there NO end to your saccharin happiness?


You sicken Me. I hope you have the runs all day

saccharin Wow your old



LaTigresse -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:07:33 AM)

GD and I are doing a dump run this morning. The scent of rotting produce and 2 week old diapers wafting in the breeze......pure bliss.

(for those in more urban environ....when a person lives out here in rural Iowa, they do not have weekly garbage pick-up. Once every couple of months, we load up the cans and haul them to the garbage dump. It's a self serve type of dealio. Not exactly my favourite thing during warm weather)



divi -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:08:58 AM)

So glad I dont live in Iowa( I toss out so many diapers lol )



LaTigresse -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:12:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: divi

So glad I dont live in Iowa( I toss out so many diapers lol )


Apparently a LOT of people do. I don't know if there are that many babies in Jefferson County or if it's that there are so few people potty trained.



pahunkboy -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:26:10 AM)

I need to put my cat in diapers.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:54:35 AM)

reading such posts always makes me smile....except when they make me wanna puke  [;)]

congrats to both of you.  the contentment shows even in your font!



myotherself -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 6:57:28 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Frottage?



dunno why, but the phrase 'frottage cheese' leaped to mind there.

And now it refuses to go.

I need professional help [:'(]


Aileen - I'm jealous!!!!



Jeffff -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 7:03:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself
dunno why, but the phrase 'frottage cheese' leaped to mind there.

And now it refuses to go.
I need professional help [:'(]




No shit



myotherself -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 7:04:13 AM)

Jeffffffff honey....you repulse me....and yet you're strangely attractive.

Which explains my huge therapy bills [:)]



Jeffff -> RE: OMFG He's Rubbing Off on Me (4/10/2010 7:05:19 AM)

Come to CHicago, I will repulse the HELL out of you!



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