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Nine things I hate about people! - 4/3/2006 10:02:51 PM   
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/3/2006 11:24:14 PM   
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LOL...good ones.

People always ask "What's wrong?"  Why don't they ever ask "What's right?"  Isn't that pretty pessimistic?

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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/4/2006 7:31:25 PM   
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Good one - I love the film one. 
 
 

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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/4/2006 8:04:54 PM   
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I've heard those a million times and every time they're funny!

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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/4/2006 8:19:47 PM   
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I did a search on this, because it was familiar, and found it on a dozen blog and joke sites, and not one of those sites credits the comedian who wrote it. Now I'm curious, and no answer to be found. Dang!!

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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/4/2006 9:37:28 PM   
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The tone reminds me a little of Bill Engvall, of  "Here's your sign" fame.

I say "Can I ask you a question?" a lot, doh! Behaviour modification time.

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RE: Nine things I hate about people! - 4/5/2006 8:23:04 AM   
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Oh geez I do all of those except for 4,7, and 9.   Haha...   but seriously whats wrong with pointing to your wrist  your just giving a visiual cue..  may come in handy if you ask someone hard of hearing or deaf for the time....   tee hee

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