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Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 7:02:46 PM   
lovingpet


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It must suck to be a Nigerian sincerely seeking a partner on this site.

It must suck to be allergic to water.

It must suck to be ambidexerious and wind up breaking both hands.

It must suck to know several language except the one that's actually being spoken at the moment.

Have fun!

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:12:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		It must suck to be the dude i just saw pushing his car down the street. 

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:14:30 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		It must suck to be my sapling that just had a fully explosive digestive episode.  No school for him tomorrow. 

It must suck to be me tomorrow trying to keep ahead of the mess with a sick kid and the exterminator coming.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:17:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		It must suck to catch whatever lp's sapling has, and have to wait for the bathroom.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:20:58 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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Status: offline 		It must suck to live in Haiti. (DISCLAIMER: the foregoing statement was not at all meant to be disrespectful and uncaring to the people of this constantly-bombarded-by-disaster-and-war country, but rather, just the opposite. Let Me not whine about My problems, really.)
It must suck to have rough menstrual periods. (I know of too many Ssisters who are thusly beleaguered. I am not one of them. Goddess bless Yyou.)
It must suck to live in one of the richest, free-est countries on the planet, and know that there are still humans and animals who do without what they need.. oh, wait..

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:22:28 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		Oh dear, pure, don't even go there.  That bad stomach flu some years back...we all got it... within hours of each other and we have ONE....count them....ONE bathroom.  I pray to never EVER go through that again.

It must suck to be hubby who is cleaning up after said sapling.

It must suck to share a room with the sick sapling and not even realizing you're about to be infested with sibling cooties.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:26:00 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		I totally agree, GI.  And, unless you's guys want another hysterical "I don't make a difference in this world" gush from me, we'll just have to pretend to not notice all this pain and suffering.

It must suck to be me over the next few days as the menstrual fairy drains every ounce of energy and pain controlling ability out of my body prior to the grand    event.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:33:56 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		lp, you're not putting the sibling on the couch? I would rather than have another one get it.

Unfortunately I too think I'm getting my period. I really want menopause to finish. It sucks to not know if I'm done or not. 10 months of no periods followed by three months at three weeks apart. I never know what's happening.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:36:27 PM   
petmonkey


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<---day 3 "bleedin' like a stuck pig" of 6 or 7

It must suck to be my neighbor's lover, whose belongs are sitting in trash bags in the hallway.


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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:48:46 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		Des, I didn't simply because it was farther away from the bathroom and moving the other sapling would require waking him and he likely would be up for the night.

It must suck to be petmonkey tonight and I totally understand.

It must suck to be Des when dealing with  menopause and I totally don't understand...yet... but sympathize anyway.

It must suck to be a child allergic to chocolate at Easter.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:53:12 PM   
petmonkey


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ORIGINAL: lovingpet


It must suck to be petmonkey tonight and I totally understand.
Thanks. :)

It must suck to be a child allergic to chocolate at Easter.
That's gonna' give me nightmares, despite having quit eating refined sugar in May.


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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 8:56:43 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		It must suck even more to be petmonkey now (for the nightmares and not the elimination of refined sugars).  Sorry darling!  *was gonna call you sweets but thought better of it LOL*  *hugs* 

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/11/2010 9:05:49 PM   
nyc24m


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Status: offline 		It must suck to be a lesbian with no tongue.....

But it must suck worse to be the girlfriend of said tongueless lesbian.  

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 3:58:32 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		It must suck to be a person with only an 8 track player for music.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 6:06:42 AM   
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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 6:20:06 AM   
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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 6:38:27 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		It must suck to want to be a dancer and not have any legs.

It must suck to be hungry and have no food.

It must suck to want to be a male porn star and only have a 3 inch peen.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 8:43:16 AM   
Silentrunner26


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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 8:44:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		It puts the lotion on its skin, and then it must suck.

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RE: Do You Know What Must Suck? - 4/12/2010 2:16:10 PM   
petmonkey


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

*was gonna call you sweets but thought better of it LOL*  *hugs* 


laughs

It sucked to not eat a single 'just born' Peep this year.  But then, i could get a peep if i wanted one.  It would suck to live without knowledge or availability of Peeps.


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