mistoferin
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That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.... An officer from the Department of Natural Resources was patrolling the forest one day when he happened to come upon a man who was roasting something on a spit. Curious, he decided to stop and check it out. "Excuse me Sir, but what are you cooking there?", said the officer. "Oh just Red Tailed Hawk", replied the man. Astonished and infuriated the officer said, "Sir, you can't cook Red Tailed hawks, they are an endangered species! I'm afraid I am going to have to issue you a citation." As he was writing the citation he asked the man, "Just out of curiousity, have you ever cooked one of these before?", to which the man replied "Oh yes!". "Well, what exactly does a Red Tailed hawk taste like?" asked the officer. He was shocked when the man replied......."Oh, kind of like a cross between a Bald Eagle and Snowy Owl."
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Peace and light, ~erin~ There are no victims here...only volunteers. When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train. "I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"
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