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Icarys -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:08:39 PM)

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Ok, but remember, I'm from Chicago.


Send me one of those..Will ya? That looks gooood!




BKSir -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:09:32 PM)

Damn, yeah, it does!  I always knew you had a gorgeous piece of meat Lushy, but I never imagined.... just... wow!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:10:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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Ok, but remember, I'm from Chicago.


Send me one of those..Will ya? That looks gooood!




Be careful though. I have seen many men that ate so many they could no longer see their own![:D]




Icarys -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:13:25 PM)

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Be careful though. I have seen many men that ate so many they could no longer see their own!


You know the way to a mans heart don't ya? It aint the traditional food road...Tuck and Roll..Tuck and Roll!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:15:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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Be careful though. I have seen many men that ate so many they could no longer see their own!


You know the way to a mans heart don't ya? It aint the traditional food road...Tuck and Roll..Tuck and Roll!



Tuck and roll? I told ya I was no sushi roll!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:21:13 PM)

Yes.....next question?




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:28:30 PM)

No. Your tits are too nice for you to be a dood, lushalicious.. [:)]




sirsholly -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:31:24 PM)

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If you experience discomfort in your genital region, you are probably a dude.
post this in a labor/delivery ward.




petmonkey -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 3:33:05 PM)

mmmm, broad-shouldered women . . .

You could always get one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qY3lTSnQdA




thornhappy -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 5:38:21 PM)

I seen your rack, lushy.  You 'tain't no man!

I have the broad shoulders, interest in cars, am a professional nerd, and love to browse the tool section at Sears, Lowe's, etc.  Even worse, I have a contralto voice and am frequently "sir'd" on the phone.

I have a hellacious rack and a coochiesnorter, so I hereby declare myself a female.




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 5:43:59 PM)

..and the Word Of The Day is: coochiesnorter
Never leave home without one.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 6:31:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..and the Word Of The Day is: coochiesnorter
Never leave home without one.


Thanks but I refuse to own one.




BKSir -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 6:37:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..and the Word Of The Day is: coochiesnorter
Never leave home without one.


Okay, I've seen this post, I've seen a drawing of a very angry bear yelling "sausage!", I drew a picture of a banana with a peenor, and am listening to tejano music...  I now officially declare today to be fucking strange.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 6:49:17 PM)

Well being the pervert that I am...you are my kind of strange. 




thornhappy -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 7:09:04 PM)

It's amazing, the vocabulary you can pick up from MTV's Real World: New Orleans.
quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..and the Word Of The Day is: coochiesnorter
Never leave home without one.




WyldHrt -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 10:52:23 PM)

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Thanks but I refuse to own one.

Not even mine? [:(]




atypicalsub -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/12/2010 11:29:23 PM)

Guess I'm your opposite number.  No interest in video games but I cook, clean, and have spent most of my adult life raising other people's children.  Even when I'm just wearing jeans most of the time when my Mistress and I go out to eat the server opens with, "what will you ladies have this evening?"  Seriously I can't count how many times guys have come up behind me and started hitting on me before they realized I'm not a woman.  Too bad they turn and run when they realize their mistake because I've also been told I suck cock better than most women.  Obviously the fact that I have a functioning penis does not automatically make me a man.

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ORIGINAL: Voodali

I don't know.  I've recently suspected that I might be a dude also.  I enjoy violent video games, my place is a mess, I can't stand talking about weight loss or babies, and I have been known to respond to "Sir". I once cross dressed at a gay bar, and had a sock in my pants, and asked a transvestite to suck my sock (which surprisingly, she did)
I wonder how many others suspect they might be dudes, and whether you require an actual penis to be one, and whether said penis has to be attached to your body by flesh, or whether a harness will do.





lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/13/2010 3:30:31 AM)

Im so ashamed. This thread lead me to a chicago style hot dog with everything and a small order of fries. It was an awesome dinner. Just like the picture.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/13/2010 3:32:43 AM)

Lushy, I keep getting the song "Dude looks like a lady" by Aerosmith running through my mind.

Makes me want to get my CD out and listen to it again!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Am I a dude? (4/13/2010 3:39:39 AM)

Here ya go
Dude looks like a lady!




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