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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/14/2010 6:15:22 PM

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for the musicians: a metronome (isn't that what it's called?)

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/14/2010 7:43:16 PM

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It may not be as versitile as an Egg and have somewhat limited range of uses, but can anyone inform me of 10 additional uses for Male Genitalia?

I can think of multiple things....all of which require you to be quite near.

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/14/2010 7:45:37 PM

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*I read this on the scroll as 10 Things to do with Male Gorillas*

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/14/2010 8:04:11 PM

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metronome........fell off my chair

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/14/2010 8:07:42 PM

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A Leash. An insufferably large number of males seem to like this.

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/20/2010 3:19:46 AM

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1. bracelet holder
2. dibble (device for pressing soil to a specified depth for seed-sowing)
3. target for ring-toss competitions
4. donut server
5. hat rack
6. "Magic Marker"
7. microphone for impromptu nocturnal karaoke performances
8. demonstrations on how to eat a banana
9. billiards stick
and, in a pinch, you could even use it for...
10. a vibrator

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/20/2010 3:37:29 AM

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Roll a rubber bag over it's head, insert it into a tight hot place and make it do push ups till it vomits.

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/20/2010 3:40:55 AM

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Use it as a role model.

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/20/2010 4:31:41 AM

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stick it in your ear

...wait

stick it in your rear.. ya... that's it

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RE: Can anyone think of 10 things to do with the Male G... - 4/20/2010 6:05:51 AM

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