Two Seconds Flat

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truesub4u -> Two Seconds Flat (4/4/2006 9:22:35 AM)
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. > >"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in >our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!" > >The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package >in the driveway. > >She brought it inside, opened it ... > >and found a brand new bathroom scale. > >Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday. > >

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