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trueshadow -> Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/14/2010 6:32:00 PM)
Require your sub to do your taxes. I am doing mine (with a few breaks...) and damn I just hate this. Facing this as a prospective punishment would not be pleasant. It would never be considered 'funishment'. Variations: reorganizing filing cabinet, going through hundreds of receipts, and (worst of all) trying to understand a nice little tax instruction booklet. I submit, Ma'am! Please, please...Not the taxes!!!!!

Venatrix -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/14/2010 6:55:59 PM)
On your knees, bitch, and get out the calculator.

SomethingCatchy -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 8:26:53 AM)
This made me laugh, because Tink jumped at the opportunity to get our taxes done this year. Granted he had a professional doing it for him (for free) on post, but I still giggled.

pyroaquatic -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 2:49:49 PM)
I have done taxes before. My father owns a business so he has tons of receipts. Doing paperwork has never bothered me. I would like to think it was my reading speed. EDIT: It took me 36 hours. LOTS of receipts. My retention is poor of late. run program excel.exe

AlexandraLynch -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 4:20:17 PM)
That's an excellent one. Mine, however, works in any season.... The books need to be dusted and catalogued. ALL the books. I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked.

DWCskitten -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 5:19:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix On your knees, bitch, and get out the calculator. OMG, i'm dying laughing here!!![sm=rofl.gif]

pyroaquatic -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 5:21:18 PM)
You tease me so Good Lady. That is a wet dream and a half.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 5:33:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic You tease me so Good Lady. That is a wet dream and a half. Is it bad that I agree with Pyro, but only because I love the idea of getting to rummage through so many books? The 'dusting' and the 'as a punishment' bits aren't half so sexy...

realtime62 -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 5:45:11 PM)
But taxes are fun!

SweetDommes -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/15/2010 6:13:30 PM)
Pyro, you can come clean up my book collection anytime [;)] As for taxes, fortunately, mine are easy now ... the worst part is that I now have to keep track of my medical expenses for the whole year, instead of only until I get enough to send them to my flex account.

azjojoba -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/16/2010 12:32:55 AM)
Be sure to threaten the sub that if the IRS does an audit they will get a bare bottomed spanking in front of the tax officers.

twistedwillow -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/17/2010 1:48:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AlexandraLynch I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked. [sm=yourock.gif] I think I just feel in love with you! Books are my great passion.

DesFIP -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/17/2010 5:57:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AlexandraLynch That's an excellent one. Mine, however, works in any season.... The books need to be dusted and catalogued. ALL the books. I have over a thousand running feet of bookshelf, most of it full. Some of it double-stacked. No problem. Just realize it's not going to be done quickly. Let's see, reading one book a day it will be all done in about ten years. I think every room ought to have bookshelves.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/19/2010 8:38:35 AM)
As a tax accountant, that made me giggle!! Hire a professional, it's worth the time saved!

MistressOfGa -> RE: Dommes...I realized a great, terrible punishment..I (4/19/2010 9:01:38 AM)
You shameless plugger you! Thought you would have had enough..lol Oh and I love the On your knees bitch comment! MoGa

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