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Musicmystery -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 12:56:49 PM)

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dancing?


I worked with Rudolph Nureyev once (as a musician)--does that count?

He was a very nice man. We worked out some personal music cues for him.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 12:57:08 PM)

It doesn't really matter, he can't be sweet-talked out of it; I never even bothered to try.  Besides Master is right, a girl needs to feel her Master's hand.....you'll see.




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:00:24 PM)

It seems to be a mutual agreement of late that I need a beating....hmmm, I need to think about my tactics.

*impish grin*

It does indeed count, Master.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:09:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

quote:

dancing?


I worked with Rudolph Nureyev once (as a musician)--does that count?

He was a very nice man. We worked out some personal music cues for him.


*looks impressed* It does indeed count, Master.  That must have been an incredible experience.

verity - just get it over with, it's really not that bad. Plus the sex afterwards is incredible




ResidentSadist -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:13:28 PM)

What the fuck is going on? Fuck... I don;t have time for a full report but just for starters:

My business is starting to pick up.
Everhope is working as a nurse again.
My porn star ex-slave/ex-wife moved in next door.
Summer has come to Daytona Beach.
A year has passed and I have not reached all my 1 year goals.
I don't post much on CollarMe anymore because I just don't have the time... yet I found myself answering your OP.




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:13:37 PM)

I think I would take working in the garden all day to a beating.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:17:25 PM)

That's only because you haven't seen the size of his garden - and no that's not a euphemism I'm talking about the garden.  Virtually no shade too.




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:19:07 PM)

I grew up on the land in the middle of Australia, so very big gardens with no shade are nothing new to me. *winks to zephr* I have a hat and sunscreen.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:21:07 PM)

Have at it then, but there's no guarantee it'll get you out of the beating

edited because I can't spell [>:]




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:31:34 PM)

Life does not come with a garantee, it only comes with a chance. What we make of that chance is up to us...

If a beating is the price of working in a garden, then so be it.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:34:23 PM)

Great! I'm sure Master could use the help, there's a lot to do




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:36:51 PM)

zephr, you get the beatings and sex and I get to do the garden...how does that sound?




ShaharThorne -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:39:43 PM)

I can use some help on our wee garden.  Mom accidentally planted the okra next to the shed in the run-off spot.

I think they got washed away...

*dances for joy*  




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:40:03 PM)

Works for me! When can you start? *bellows* Hey Master, I just found you some help for the garden




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:41:51 PM)

*rubs her ears* Did you have to scream into my ear?

*sits on zephr and tickles her*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:44:50 PM)

oh hehehehe stop that tickles ooo hehehe *wriggles to get away*




Musicmystery -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:46:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: estah

zephr, you get the beatings and sex and I get to do the garden...how does that sound?

Oh, a slave girl here is going to be used for sex as well. Count on it.




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:47:45 PM)

zehpr can still have the beatings.

*laughs and takes out a rake before disappearing into the garden.*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:49:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery


quote:

ORIGINAL: estah

zephr, you get the beatings and sex and I get to do the garden...how does that sound?

Oh, a slave girl here is going to be used for sex as well. Count on it.


Awwww c'mon Master we had it all worked out *pouts*




estah -> RE: What the fuck's going on around here???? (4/18/2010 1:50:51 PM)

zephr, I will just hide in the garden.

*winks*




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