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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/28/2010 7:52:02 PM

domiguy

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The last time I relocated a sub from France,Japan it ended horribly. She died attempting to wok a souffle

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/28/2010 7:55:00 PM

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Hah,I bet she won't even pick cotton twelve hours a day.

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/28/2010 8:10:10 PM

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She lives in my basement. So to paraphrase Henny Youngman, "Relocate my sub, please!"

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/29/2010 11:26:48 AM

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I'll relocate you baby! Just give me your bank account info so I can send money . . . honest I will.

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/29/2010 11:33:13 AM

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Using fast reply.......

A middle eastern slave that lives in France AND Japan, who's profile says she is looking for submissive men, comes to the forums saying she is looking for a master to re-locate her.

Pull the other one.

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/29/2010 11:55:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you are looking for a Master to relocate your scamming self, so you give your Yahoo addy AND your Masters?

Does the phrase "dumber than dirt" ring a bell?

YOU should move her in w/you as a nursemaid for your clumsy a$$!

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/29/2010 2:24:30 PM

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France, Japan! I've always wanted to go there! Maybe I could get somebody to take me on a trip there. I'll do ANYTHING!

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RE: i am looking for a master that will relocate me - 4/29/2010 3:49:33 PM

ResidentSadist

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you are looking for a Master to relocate your scamming self, so you give your Yahoo addy AND your Masters?

Does the phrase "dumber than dirt" ring a bell?

YOU should move her in w/you as a nursemaid for your clumsy a$$!

... you are gonna' get it now. Wait till Jim sees this . . . he was a meatloaf victim wasnt he? Maybe it is a good idea?

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