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VirginPotty -> Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 10:47:47 AM)

 









A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her
at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman..

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make  $20 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut
the door..

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked..

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow.
I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.






Musicmystery -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 10:57:48 AM)

If you don't count sleeping, we spend more time at work than at home. Except for those who sleep at work.

I wonder if the woman knows there are people who would buy her time for more than $20/hour?





bestheadyet -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 11:04:36 AM)

that was very eye opening




Musicmystery -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 11:06:13 AM)

No one ever sat up on a death bed to say "If only I'd spent more time at the office."

Stephen Covey actually schedules regular "dates" with children, one on one outings with each of them.

It's an interesting idea. Some married couples do the same for time out together themselves each week.




VirginPotty -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 12:15:04 PM)

Date night..............great tradition!




ResidentSadist -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 2:12:59 PM)

Um... that was cute and eveyting but I got $20 for ya' potty. But I only think we will need 30 minutes.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 4:54:39 PM)

RS...  I would want at least an hour... and please bring everhope.

Thank you.  [8D]




barelynangel -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 4:59:23 PM)

There is i believe a song that goes to this concept. This is not the type of story to read when you are majorily pmsing lol.

angel




Kalista07 -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:00:58 PM)

Red, you are soooo whorey......

Kali
Who would need waaayyyy more than 1 hour.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:04:46 PM)

I got this email from my sister about month or so ago, and it made me think about my own kids.  *hugs to them*

Now, back to Kali...  more than an hour, huh?  *swut*




domiguy -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:04:47 PM)

I wish that the mother made more money...Maybe $50.00 an hour.

poor kid gets shot trying to knock over a liquor store or turning tricks to pick up the extra thirty...

Aw shucks, I guess I'm just an old softy, when it comes to shit like this




Kalista07 -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:11:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
Aw shucks, I guess I'm just an old softy,


Not gonna touch it!!!! Not gonna go there!!!

Not gonna do it!!!

Not gonna do it!!!

Kali




purepleasure -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:36:26 PM)

I'll go there.

after all, domiguy is 99 according to his profile.




Kalista07 -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 5:49:51 PM)

True 'dat Pure....But Still Domi being Domi and all......

You'd think a guy of his...........uhm....................*status*..................wouldn't be going soft in public.

Kali




sweetboundesire -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 7:05:52 PM)

omg, that is very touching...

time goes and goes and children don't wait.

they grow and there is no turning back the clock.




Musicmystery -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 7:48:51 PM)

Damn. Now Joni Mitchell's "Circle Game" is gonna go round in my head all night.




GreedyTop -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/19/2010 10:23:43 PM)

Cat in the cradle popped into my head, Tim...

great post, POtty!




Musicmystery -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/20/2010 12:12:04 AM)

Damn. Two songs in my head.




GreedyTop -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/20/2010 12:15:06 AM)

HAH!!




twistedwillow -> RE: Can I borrow $5 please? (4/20/2010 1:21:24 AM)

Currently working 9am till 6pm most days, doing uni as well ... this brings a lump to my throat. [&o]
I can't remember the last time I just hung out with my kid.
He turned 15 this saturday just gone.
Think I am gonna turn the pc off and grab a dvd and take away and just chillax on the sofa with him.
Ask how his day went.




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