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They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 7:09:11 PM   
Lucylastic


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Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100419/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_earthquakes_promiscuity
Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,"


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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 7:11:04 PM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 7:33:52 PM   
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Well I was going to say something like "Just when I thought I'd seen everything" but I'll refrain because, well just because.

Then I was thinking maybe "How do these people possibly exist in this time with those backward beliefs ?", but no.

Then maybe I could've been sarcastic and I could say "How lucky I am to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave" but it really was going too far, even for me. Sarcastic license has it's limits.

I might have to consider drugs. I have seen (1991) Operation Desert Sword have it's name changed to Desert Storm because Desert Sword was referenced in the Bible. I have seen religious "leaders" here say that Katrina was due to tolerance of Gays in the military. I have seen people preach that there is a being that can read all of our thoughts and feelings and judge us based on that rather than our actions, and that has scared the living shit out of children. The notion wasn't all that pleasant to me BTW. I have been told that no matter what I do I am forgiven as long as I believe in some hippe back BFE somewhere 2,000 years ago. Never met him but even if I lead an exemplary life and all of my goals thoughout life were purely altruistic (though they were not) that I would burn in eternal hell for my disbelief and nothing else.

Given all this and few other things, I have to conclude that Hitler, Stalin and Mao were the most rational and sane Men who ever lived.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 8:06:20 PM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 8:18:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, any first year psch student would tell you that such people have a strong tendency to xenophobic. If they were allowed to be so, they would have no notion that we exist, nor bombs nor anything. They could be as alone as an undiscovered tribe in Africa. But no, ogliarchs can't allow that as long as they have anything that can be sold.

Yes I am cynical and salty, and youse people bring me more evidence that I should be almost every fucking day. Not to worry, I won't kill the messenger, even if they do cause earthquakes or floods.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 8:49:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Mind you, this isn't some whacko from West Anal Intercourse, Arkansas. This is an official of the Iranian government.



well americans attacking their freedom propaganda wont work over there.


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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 9:09:26 PM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 9:18:12 PM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/19/2010 11:27:46 PM   
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Actually IIRC Islam does recognize Jesus as a great prophet, just not the saviour nor the one and only son of God.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:24:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Mind you, this isn't some whacko from West Anal Intercourse, Arkansas. This is an official of the Iranian government.


And if some had their way, there'd be similar officials running the U.S. government.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:40:48 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Mm, true. And that leads me to believe that humans have not evolved to any great degree in the past millenium. Seriously.

I don't give a fuck about technological advances, in fact I am more aware of them than most. But that is a totally different subject. People have not gotten one iota smarter than they were a thousand years ago. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise to my satisfaction. And don't think it will be easy either. You can argue the invention of the wheel and I can counter with the troubles in life people had before the invention of the wheel. Be aware, anyone who wants to take this on, that you are not playing with kids.

In other words modern conveniences have hampered evolution, not helped it. Now tell me how mankind has evolved.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:41:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		There was a time when I didnt dress so modestly, but it all stopped the day I sauntered past the old folks' home. There wasnt an earthquake - but I did set off a number of tremors and quite a bit of uncontrollable shaking. A lucky few had a stroke.

So we must take this warning from Iran more seriously people.

E

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:52:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		OK LE, you are scheduled for a witch burning on Friday the fourth at 9:00 AM sharp, GMT-5. Actual ignition will take place at 10:00 after you are secured properly to the stake and the additional half hour to draw a crowd.

And if you don't show up to be burnt alive, our ageteur will tell the German government that you were overheard in Antarctica saying that only 5,999,999 Jews died by Hitler's hand and you suspect the Russians were in on it. Unt if zat doesn't vork, ve have ozer vays.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:57:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Cant make it T sorry - I'm due to be stoned earlier that day. And the day before and the day before that - well, pretty much I'm up for being stoned every day.

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 12:59:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		*Brings popcorn to Lady E's burnin' Wants to watch T in action ... see how he gets LE all hot and bothered so she bursts into flame :D*

I can do that cause I does not dress immodestly lol

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 1:17:26 AM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 2:11:21 AM   
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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 3:39:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

*Brings popcorn to Lady E's burnin' Wants to watch T in action ... see how he gets LE all hot and bothered so she bursts into flame :D*

I can do that cause I does not dress immodestly lol
Who said anything about burning? I read, she's getting Stoned! If I didn't have to have a pee test, I might be gettin' stoned, too!

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 5:55:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

OK LE, you are scheduled for a witch burning on Friday the fourth at 9:00 AM sharp, GMT-5. Actual ignition will take place at 10:00 after you are secured properly to the stake and the additional half hour to draw a crowd.

And if you don't show up to be burnt alive, our ageteur will tell the German government that you were overheard in Antarctica saying that only 5,999,999 Jews died by Hitler's hand and you suspect the Russians were in on it. Unt if zat doesn't vork, ve have ozer vays.

T


LMAO!   That is classic!

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RE: They are everywhere - 4/20/2010 6:00:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Mind you, this isn't some whacko from West Anal Intercourse, Arkansas. This is an official of the Iranian government.

They'd probably have a sane and rational government by now if you lot hadn't deposed Mossadeq and put the Shah back in the power in the '50s. The Iranian revolution was your fault, so shut up whining like a schoolgirl about it.

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