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darin1 -> milking with electricity (4/20/2010 9:44:48 AM)
Urgently looking for sb to milk me with an electric TENS Unit and guide me roughly smoothly to a howling orgasm - just try and let me quiver...Rick devot

domiguy -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 9:55:50 AM)
Fascinating.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 10:41:49 AM)
We have recieved your order, but we are on backlog. We will get back to you when we can accomodate your order. Payment of 999.00 will be expected before reciept of your order.[8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 10:44:40 AM)
Now by god,. there's something you don't see every day. Ron

ResidentSadist -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 1:30:23 PM)
I'll do it! . . . just nevermind those truck batteries behind the curtain.

windchymes -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 2:37:59 PM)
I think you better find an sb to pick out all the splinters you got off the side of that barn.

DarkSteven -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 4:48:41 PM)
I'd say that your chances of finding that are less than 2%.

lizi -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 6:01:43 PM)
What does the sb get for lovingly bringing you to this howling orgasm? I mean it's clear what you get. Why are you advertising for a sub ( I think that's what an sb is) anyway when on your profile you are designated as a sub and are seeking a Dominant woman or man? ?So basically any person will do as long as they give you what you want. Charming... Oh...this is the introduction section, you may have more luck having your dream come true in the personals ads side of CM.

DarkSteven -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 6:09:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi a sub ( I think that's what an sb is) I bet it's short for sumbitch.

Jeffff -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 6:13:30 PM)
You know.... I used to think that I was really odd...........

heartcream -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 6:35:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You know.... I used to think that I was really odd........... Maybe you could put a lock and some steel banding around your anteater snout with a pretty gold lock and you and the OP could go out some time drinking electrified milk, like the foam on beers, like a coupla twins!

MonPetitChaton -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 7:01:17 PM)
Is this guy a Dom or a sub? The avatar seems to be sending mixed messages. When you are spread eagle against a barn door presenting a bare back, a bare arse and dropped strides....you just have to wonder.

Venatrix -> RE: milking with electricity (4/20/2010 7:04:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: lizi a sub ( I think that's what an sb is) I bet it's short for sumbitch. Nothing quite so exotic, I suspect. My guess is it's textspeak for 'somebody'. So, whilst we might excuse him for his kink-centred introduction, I don't think we can forgive him for textspeak <insert violent shudder here>.

choccywoc -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 2:28:43 AM)
You want milking? (rather you than me) Just swap places with a dairy cow.

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 10:07:20 AM)
AHHH The joys [8\|] of a wanker... Good luck with that, really, good luck

wandersalone -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 11:17:33 AM)
Do you worry about getting splinters when you go about hugging gates and wall thingy's like that?

ResidentSadist -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 4:22:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You know.... I used to think that I was really odd........... What happened... did you just stop thinking? ... cause anyone capable of thought knows you are odd. [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 4:25:43 PM)
Jefff . . . . have you noticed that the OP is in the same anteater pose as you? ... only he is fucking a knothole in a fence.

Icarys -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 4:28:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Jefff . . . . have you noticed that the OP is in the same anteater pose as you? ... only he is fucking a knothole in a fence. LOL

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: milking with electricity (4/21/2010 4:29:47 PM)
Now this is a funny thread!!!!!

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