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lusciouslips19 -> JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 9:51:45 AM)
What should I do???[sm=wall.gif]

MistressHolly71 -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 9:56:28 AM)
No idea. I've never had an anteater for a stalker.

afkarr -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 9:57:03 AM)
Put out for domiguy so he'll off Jefff out of jealousy.[sm=banana.gif]

VirginPotty -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:03:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 What should I do???[sm=wall.gif] [sm=ass.gif]<<<This [sm=flash.gif]<<<<Then this [sm=sex.gif]<<<<Nuff said

Musicmystery -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:04:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 JEffff is stalking me. What should I do???[sm=wall.gif] Close your eyes and think of England.

purepleasure -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:13:52 AM)
he's kinda cute. maybe take him home and keep him as a pet?

ShaharThorne -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:14:28 AM)
Send him my way. I need a guy or two to lift this TV up on the entrainment center.

BKSir -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:20:37 AM)
Poison his ants?

ResidentSadist -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:20:53 AM)
That's because you have "ants in your pants". [eta #1] Just put one of these in your panties or if you are 'sans pants' then stuff one in your "anteater love pocket" and he will stop stalking you sooner or later. [image]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rW0mM0hFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/image] They're guaranteed . . . says so right on the box. [eta #2] .... or use this like a feminie hygene spray: [image]http://www.killsbugsdead.com/i/product_rak.jpg[/image] [eta #3] .... or douche with this: [image]http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/bc/bb/16/31995570-260x260-0-0_Woodstream_Safer_S_Attack_Liquid_Ant_Killer.jpg[/image]

ShaharThorne -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 10:27:29 AM)
Damn...I thought I got rid of those suckers. Any one got some ant killer on them? Hello? anyone there? Damn it...

LaTigresse -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 11:01:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 What should I do???[sm=wall.gif] And this is a problem why??

LadyHibiscus -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 12:09:32 PM)
Stand perfectly still. He is not so great at catching moving targets! [:D] (whoops, I meant LIE still!)

ShaharThorne -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 12:21:23 PM)
I no longer need some help with the TV. Maintenance came by and I sweet talk them into helping me. They even had the right sized air filter for the AC unit. Give me two minutes to play with the ropes...err, I mean the cords for the DVD player...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 12:26:48 PM)
Hmm....well, if its a bad thing and you want it to stop, you could pour out all his beer and replace it with sparkling water. This would require actually going into the lions den (or anteaters den a the case may be) but if you arm yourself with mushy girl feelings and cutsie toy poodles, you should be ok.

windchymes -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 1:48:16 PM)
Bang him. Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 2:24:17 PM)
Stop, drop and give him a blow job. edited to ad: while you're down there...Ron may want a blow job too.

girlygurl -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 2:31:19 PM)
Run, run like the wind!

pegbundy -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 2:49:11 PM)
Enjoy being worshiped by all the girls he is not haunting while he's busy stalking you.

Jeffff -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 2:53:01 PM)
Peg?..... don't be a bitch!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: JEfff is stalking me. (4/21/2010 3:16:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pegbundy Enjoy being worshiped by all the girls he is not haunting while he's busy stalking you. I guess I could take one for the team....[>:]

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