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Marc2b -> Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:13:58 AM)

(I don’t have time to explain right now, maybe later)



Aylee -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:19:19 AM)

So. . . they have no air conditioning? 



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:27:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

(I don’t have time to explain right now, maybe later)


make sure you get her to cook you up a batch of borscht, Pierogi and vareniki.



purepleasure -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:33:53 AM)

<--- not Ukranian, but has some pierogies in the freezer.   want to come and get some?



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:42:57 AM)

Sure but you bloody well better have sour cream to go with those!



purepleasure -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:44:32 AM)

of course!  Do you want the regular or the reduced fat?  *checks the expiration date on the reduced fat*

umm.... better go with the regular.



kittinSol -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:49:53 AM)

Is Marc finally getting laid [8D] ?



stella41b -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 8:52:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Is Marc finally getting laid [8D] ?


Not quite, she's come to do the cleaning.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 9:40:52 AM)

Is she cleaning topless like one maid service in New Orleans?



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 10:16:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

(I don’t have time to explain right now, maybe later)


Не забувайте, що вона повинна робити для приготування їжі та посуд потім.Завжди, я маю на увазі завжди комплімент її на дрібну особливості міжособистісних них!



ShaharThorne -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 10:23:11 AM)

[sm=jaw.gif]



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 10:24:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

(I don’t have time to explain right now, maybe later)


Не забувайте, що вона повинна робити для приготування їжі та посуд потім.Завжди, я маю на увазі завжди комплімент її на дрібну особливості міжособистісних них!



Easy for you to say, Bear.



blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 10:49:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Не забувайте, що вона повинна робити для приготування їжі та посуд потім.Завжди, я маю на увазі завжди комплімент її на дрібну особливості міжособистісних них!



Would that be kinda sorta maybe short for "Don't start what you can't finish"? I really tried to translate, after the mess it gave me, that seemed to be the gist of it? [&:]

Now if Ukrainian chicks are hot, does that mean that Ukrainian roosters are too? And I'd check on the chicks I have here, but they haven't hatched yet. It'll be a few weeks until I can send a report. [:D]



Marc2b -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 11:46:56 AM)

Okay folks, here’s the scoop:  the art center where I volunteer has been playing host to groups of foreign artists taking tours of the U.S. as part of a State Department exchange program.  Last year it was Angolans, this year some Ukrainian artists.

So I’m thinking hmmm… Ukrainians… meh, they’re probably a bunch of middle aged, broad shouldered guys with bushy eyebrows.  Boy was I wrong!  Okay, to be fair to my stereotyping, a couple of them were middle aged, broad shouldered guys with bushy eyebrows but out of the group (of nine) four of them were women (20’s and 30’s) who could only be described as HOT, HOT, HOT.  I mean [sm=insane.gif] hot!  I mean slap your pecker and shout “down boy!” hot!  I mean oh no I think I’m going to jizz in my pants hot!

So does anybody know how to say, “if your flight back to Europe is delayed you can spend the night at my place, baby” in Ukrainian?



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 11:50:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

<--- not Ukranian, but has some pierogies in the freezer.   want to come and get some?

Meat, cheese, potato or duck pierogies ?



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 11:56:20 AM)

Dear Marc2b,
I deeply appreciate your enthusiasm for the Ukes. However, you must remember that in all nationalities, beauty can . . . well . . . fade. In the case of the Ukes . . . fade probably isn't accurate. Maybe transform is more accurate.

Before you fall in love and get hooked up with a Uke, look at her mom because that is what she will look like when she hits 30 or 40. If mom is 4 ft tall, square and cubic in all proportions, you may want to spend your passions quickly while the enthusiasm lasts and then move on before the transformation begins.

Sincerely,
Sherman A. Tank









Marc2b -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 12:06:15 PM)

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Before you fall in love and get hooked up with a Uke, look at her mom because that is what she will look like when she hits 30 or 40. If mom is 4 ft tall, square and cubic in all proportions, you may want to spend your passions quickly while the enthusiasm lasts and then move on before the transformation begins.


This is true but before nature is done with me I will probably be a middle-aged, broad shouldered guy with bushy eyebrows - so we will be perfect for each other.  [:)]

ETA:  I've already got the middle-aged and broad shouldered part down... just waiting on the bushy eyebrows.



divi -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 12:21:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Is Marc finally getting laid [8D] ?


kittiboo.. I bet he gets no Ukrainian poonani



purepleasure -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 1:11:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Meat, cheese, potato or duck pierogies ?



cheese and potato



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ukrainian chicks are hot! They’re fucking hot!!!!! (4/22/2010 1:52:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

So does anybody know how to say, “if your flight back to Europe is delayed you can spend the night at my place, baby” in Ukrainian?


Sorry Marc  but I can't speak Ukrainian but write this down on a piece of paper and you'll have no problem finding a bed to stay in overnight!

"якщо ваш рейс назад до Європи відкладається ви можете переночувати у мене, дитину"



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