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SohCahToa -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 9:14:34 AM)

I don't think the 'health ranger' likes KFC.

We know too much about the causes of things, I got a leaflet from the Tories it has sharp edges and caused me a paper cut (I think I need to speak to BGR bloomer.) I'm going to do a study into the precise nature of political leaflets; to back up my case.

Does this pink bucket thing donate money to charity because this would be like a carbon offset? Reminds you of that adage: go to the gym for ten years of your life and gain an extra five but run home from work every day and you lose nothing.



xbrand -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 10:11:46 AM)

Yes it does produce money...the offset is the tax donation break...It costs to produce the actual bucket, the printing, deduct....the signs and promotion, tv spots, general advertising, deduct.....the actual cents to the charity, deduct......

You buy the stuff...production costs that KFC would pay out ordinarily is offset by this charity donation program. And that is production costs that the gov is granting through this donation thing.

Charity is a profit making business. If you don't want to participate....don't buy the chicken.....simple as that.

But the cmers like to toss around all these quaint labels.



kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 10:33:25 AM)


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ORIGINAL: xbrand

You buy the



No, thank you very much.

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If you don't want to participate....don't buy the chicken.....simple as that.



You betcha.



DomYngBlk -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 10:41:25 AM)

Crucify me but I love KFC.



slvemike4u -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 10:54:03 AM)

Well I don't think that's actually grounds for crucifiction....but KFC is rancid shit....lol.Popeyes or Bojangles any day ...but KFC,not on a fucking dare from a drop dead Domme.[:)]



SohCahToa -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 10:57:47 AM)

It's not good when food comes in a bucket, this should tell you something I thinks.

Also that Kernel looks like a dentist and dentistry has never inspired me to want to go and eat chicken.



kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:19:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DomYngBlk

Crucify me but I love KFC.


You're eating your own cross, DYB [8D] .



Jeffff -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:47:34 AM)

If you don't buy the chicken, you are pro-breast cancer. It is a simple as that.

What a cunt!



kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:49:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you don't buy the chicken, you are pro-breast cancer. It is a simple as that.

What a cunt!


Raw chicken breasts look like silicon implants.

Discuss.



slvemike4u -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:52:43 AM)

I'd rather not....



Jeffff -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:53:20 AM)

SO what you are saying is.....

You won't buy the chicken cooked because you are a cunt. When women get breast cancer BECAUSE you wouldn't by the chicken, they should use the raw chicken as implants to reconstruct thier breasteses.

Apparently, you are also pro-salmonela.

You sicken Me





kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:53:31 AM)

Chicken!



kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 11:56:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

SO what you are saying is.....

You won't buy the chicken cooked because you are a cunt.



No, it's cuz I'm a commie that hates the free market. All foods should be cooked in communal kitchens and given away for free.

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When women get breast cancer BECAUSE you wouldn't by the chicken, they should use the raw chicken as implants to reconstruct thier breasteses.



I hadn't thought of that, but it's a GENIUS idea. When are you joining the party :-) ?

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Apparently, you are also pro-salmonela.



That's my second name.

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You sicken Me



You have NO idea [8D] .



Marc2b -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 12:03:28 PM)

"Eat a breast to save a boob."



Termyn8or -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 12:06:50 PM)

"Why isn't 20/20 or 60 Minutes or some other television investigative show taking a look at the outright fraud being perpetrated against consumers?"

While I agree that this whole thing is absurd, that statement does not indicate any extreme intelligence in possesion of the author. Even though KFC might not advertise on either of those shows, if KFC advertises anywhere under the control of the conglomerate that facilitates the production and/or dissemination of those shows, KFC becomes sort of untouchable.

They "cooperate" that way.

You just have to tell some people everything.

T



kittinSol -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 12:09:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

"Eat a breast to save a boob."



That was clever :-) .



pahunkboy -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 1:22:25 PM)

Man.   I think I am dizzy.   Chickens and tits.   lol



flcouple2009 -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 2:05:25 PM)

So in your youth were you traumatized by a chicken or an uncle in a white suit?  [:D]



rulemylife -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 2:19:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SohCahToa

Also that Kernel looks like a dentist and dentistry has never inspired me to want to go and eat chicken.



Kernel?



SohCahToa -> RE: The Height of Absurdity (4/22/2010 2:27:42 PM)

Kernel Sanders

Kwick fit, Kwiki mart etc.



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