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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:36:38 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		  (To the tune of Who Can it Be Now) If you see me falling to the floor
Run along, don't point at me no more
On bright days or on darkest nights
I fall a lot--my balance isn't right
I prefer not to break a bone
To avoid--paid health care in my home
Pre-mi--ums will soar sky high
Not insured--around a Slip 'n Slide

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Just hit a tree, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I don't play golf, but often yell 'Fore!'
So its safe--when I open the door
Frisbee time, but I can't play
Ankle twist--in bed I'll have to stay
Done lots of harm, mostly to myself
But don't stand close, I can't guarantee your health
You see, I once maimed a childhood friend
She's still mad--her arm didn't mend

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Steer clear of me, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I had some skates, but mom threw them away
I broke my whole body
And in the future psychics do see
Days filled with injury

Yeah!

---Instrumental---

(Who-oo-oo)
'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Really clumsy--Ow!
Warned not to ski, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhh... cr-ash!)
Hard granite...hurts can't it?

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhhh crash, boom, bang--waah waah waah...)


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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:37:59 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:39:41 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:41:08 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:41:19 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:41:40 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:42:48 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:42:52 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:45:01 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:45:37 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:47:10 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:47:42 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:49:19 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:50:37 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 7:51:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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Bwahaha!  This one gets my vote.

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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 8:03:16 PM   
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Well I have just fell down and I just bumped my head
I came in late that night and in the mornin' I fell out of bed

Well Jim it ain't no crime
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help me, help me fallen and I can’t get up

CHORUS
Help me, help me
I, I have fallen

(repeat chorus 3x)

Help me Jim, oh yeah
Get me offa the floor

I was gonna go to bed and that was gonna be my plan
But when I woke up I went down kaput and slam
Well Jim it ain't no crime
And I know it wouldn't take much time
You gotta help me, help me, fallen and I can't get up

(instrumental)

(chorus 5 or 6x)
 

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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 8:04:35 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 8:04:43 PM   
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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 8:08:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Here's a great song--Afro Celt with Peter Gabriel....and well, it also just seems so apropos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em7bk_McVHU

WHEN YOU'RE FALLING

Everyday, you crawl into the night
A fallen angel, with your wings set alight
When you hit the ground
Everything turns to blue
I can't get through the smoke
That's surrounding you

Cause when you're falling
I can't tell which way is down
And when youíre screaming
Somehow I don't hear a sound
And when you're seeing things
Then your feet don't touch the ground
Cause when you're falling
I can't tell which way is down

I can see through the clouds
I can walk right through the walls
Hang me off the ceiling
But I can't take the fall
Should have crossed the river
But I may get swept away
Out there on the water
You can still see me wave

Cause when you're falling
I can't tell which way is down
When you're falling
I can't tell which way is down
I keep seeing all those things
My feet don't touch the ground

Cause when you're falling
I canít tell which way is down
And when you're screaming
Somehow I don't hear a sound
And when you're seeing things
Then your feet don't touch the ground

Cause when you're falling
I can't tell which way is down




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RE: Rename Clumsy - 4/23/2010 8:10:14 PM   
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