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The myth of the sensitive man....... - 4/5/2006 11:26:29 AM

SirKenin

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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to
him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
Well, how was it?"

The guy says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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RE: The myth of the sensitive man....... - 4/5/2006 7:22:15 PM

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RE: The myth of the sensitive man....... - 4/6/2006 1:38:41 PM

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I was bugging My wife and told her I would give her a consolation prize, like a comb or something. Then I remembered I had already got her the big teddy bear (a rather large rottweiller. She loves rotties).

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RE: The myth of the sensitive man....... - 4/6/2006 5:07:53 PM

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lol that would be cause for castration

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RE: The myth of the sensitive man....... - 4/6/2006 6:40:23 PM

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