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Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 11:51:32 AM

RubberWitch

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A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

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RE: Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 11:56:21 AM

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LOL - As a lonely, old, 2-time widow - I'll have to remember that line (and start looking for bikers carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens and a goose).

Thanks for the good laugh !!!!!

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RE: Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 11:57:03 AM

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So, why doesnt your profile work???

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RE: Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 12:03:05 PM

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Because I'm posting from beyond the grave, and when you get your isp to trace my MAC, they'll just find a phoneline thats been brought down, laying over my tomb.

OR

Try searching on the main site for it (were in England, so don't limit country)

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RE: Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 12:05:28 PM

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umm ok, but trust me, i am not intrested in tracing your mac... was just wondering why your profile was the way it was...

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RE: Old, but giggleworthy - 4/5/2006 5:02:24 PM

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