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GreedyTop -> So VERY un-PC... (4/23/2010 11:20:47 PM)
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm
only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was
with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do
sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because pricks like you murdered them before they
could experience the pleasure of sex. So 'you're' here to service 'them.'
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly,
you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women ?"
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