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yourdarkdesire -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 4:37:16 PM)

gee ... Shahar on her knees at my left foot, Dreamy on her knees at my right .......  My entourage is growing nicely!  (Level - get your hands where I can't see them!)




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 9:34:02 PM)

Just wondering, since I did not ask for this sinus infection thing I've got going, can I hit a report button somewhere and have this shit recalled?  [8|]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 9:49:50 PM)

Try delete & block, Red.  [8D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 10:00:34 PM)

If I block my nostrils, is that kinda like breath play? 

Or is this whole exercise in sickness some extended breath play scene?  [&o]




ShaharThorne -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 10:22:00 PM)

Mom uses a sinus washer to help with her stuffy nose.  You can pick them up at any Walgreens.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 10:31:07 PM)

I've been doing the sinus irrigation thing, too.  I had major sinus surgery 10 years ago, and have been an avid fan of flushing out your skull.  This is just some sort of crud that I don't appreciate at all.  I simply do not see the return to sender label on my sickness.  *dangit*




mstickle -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 11:41:57 PM)

..... I receive simply gluts of unsolicited weenie shots here without surcease, causing me to wonder what, pray tell, these folks are expecting to gain by proudly displaying their wares.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/25/2010 11:43:37 PM)

An audience they will never see?




mstickle -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 12:09:06 AM)

Well, doesn't that sound supremely satisfying. Well, there's no accounting for tastes. I ought to retaliate by sending them fold-out full length shots of my favorite plants, with the stamens and pistils fully exposed and pollens lusciously swollen, anxiously awaiting suitors.




CalifChick -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 12:13:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mstickle

... sending them fold-out full length shots of my favorite plants, with the stamens and pistils fully exposed and pollens lusciously swollen, anxiously awaiting suitors.



My nipples just got hard.
 

Cali




mstickle -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 12:36:10 AM)

Just for you, CalifChick, I'll fed ex the pollen from Amorphophallus Titanicum, and throw in the fully erect spadix for a tempting lagniappe.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 6:32:29 AM)

[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

The same damn sub keeps viewing me.  I don't want to a hide but I will do block in a couple of minutes.

Apparently he does not take NO for an answer.




yourdarkdesire -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:16:54 AM)

I'm sorry Ms. Shahar .... I will cease




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:21:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: mstickle

... sending them fold-out full length shots of my favorite plants, with the stamens and pistils fully exposed and pollens lusciously swollen, anxiously awaiting suitors.


My nipples just got hard.
 

Cali



So did mine, but we're two peas in a pod, us. Get a truffle, baby, I'm comin' in for a kiss! [8D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:28:54 AM)

ST, I don't think blocking him will keep him from peeking at you, but it will keep him from writing to you under that screen name.

Honestly, this seems so very weird to get upset over. It reminds me of my kids in the back of the car.

Thing 2: "MOM!!! He's looking at me!!! Make him stop!!!" [sm=poke.gif]

Me: "Is he doing anything to you?" [8|]

Thing 2: "No, but he's LOOKING at me!" [sm=tongue.gif]

Me: "He's not hurting you? He's just looking at you?" [8|]

Thing 2: "YES!!! Now make him stop it!!!" [sm=tantrum.gif]

Me: "Shut up." [>:]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:37:03 AM)

Exactly what I was thinkin, Red.  LMAO




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:41:42 AM)

*snort* It's TRUE!!! [;)]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:48:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I've been doing the sinus irrigation thing, too.  I had major sinus surgery 10 years ago, and have been an avid fan of flushing out your skull.  This is just some sort of crud that I don't appreciate at all.  I simply do not see the return to sender label on my sickness.  *dangit*


Ancient Indian cure for clearing out sinus yoga positions . . . first you need to get your head in an upright position, then, close eyes, open mouth . . . oh wait . . . I might have gotten the directions mixed up with the Kama Sutra.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 8:59:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I've been doing the sinus irrigation thing, too.  I had major sinus surgery 10 years ago, and have been an avid fan of flushing out your skull.  This is just some sort of crud that I don't appreciate at all.  I simply do not see the return to sender label on my sickness.  *dangit*


Ancient Indian cure for clearing out sinus yoga positions . . . first you need to get your head in an upright position, then, close eyes, open mouth . . . oh wait . . . I might have gotten the directions mixed up with the Kama Sutra.



Oh, RS!!! Have I told you how much I admire your delightfully wicked sense of perversion and all things "homeopathic?" [:D]

*makes post-it note to look at my copy of the Kama Sutra when I get home*

*remember, sexy, I lived in that part of the world when I was married and studied Hinduism in college*

*I'm trained in the Asian art of [sm=sex.gif]*

Signed,
MultiCulturalSlut




mstickle -> RE: Again, I did not ask for a shot... (4/26/2010 9:07:00 AM)

You could send your phallic photographer a sympathy card by return mail.




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