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sunshinemiss -> Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 8:58:24 AM)
A real live Nigerian tried to pick me up this evening. I think it was because I was practicing for the earthquakes.

Level -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 9:31:59 AM)
Did he try to place you into a donkey-drawn cart? They do that sometimes, according to National Geographic Explorer.

Level -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 9:33:28 AM)
After he "picked you up", I meant. Ugh, I need more sleep! [8D]

Aylee -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 9:59:40 AM)
Wow. Just wow. Who comes up with this stuff. Did this guy lay there awake at night and then suddenly thought, "Eureka! Forget plate tectonics! It is lack of clothes that cause earthquakes! I must tell the world!" Besides, we all know that it is a lack of pirates that are causing earthquakes. [8\|]

Level -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 10:17:50 AM)
Pirates AND ninjas [:-]

hlen5 -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 10:21:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss A real live Nigerian tried to pick me up this evening. I think it was because I was practicing for the earthquakes. I must be too superstitious. What happens if there really is a huge tectonic shift on Monday?

DarkSteven -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 11:58:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I must be too superstitious. What happens if there really is a huge tectonic shift on Monday? Then you cover up right away, young lady. Understood?

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 12:01:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I must be too superstitious. What happens if there really is a huge tectonic shift on Monday? Send all your money to me, and I will ensure that it is distributed to the appropriate Nigerians.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 12:47:39 PM)
Rule of thumb...Lack of pirates causes hurricanes, lack of ninjas causes earthquakes. Lots of bewbage create perverts...

reynardfox -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 1:56:33 PM)
Hey! I bet it was the Nigerian Prince who I sent fifty dollars to so he could get his five billion out of the bank! How is he and when do I get the five hundred thousand he promised me?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 5:27:56 PM)
Sorry reynard, Your cash has been converted into beautiful clothes for me - specifically a new dress with... wait for it... a princess neckline. *I crack me up!

TheHeretic -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 5:34:10 PM)
FR Just a quick update on Boobquake. As of 5:30 p.m. Pacific, on Facebook, they have over 175,000 confirmations and another 1/2 million invitations out. Joke or not, side benefits for pervy men or not, this is a happening.

DarkSteven -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/25/2010 7:49:42 PM)
I say if nothing happens, they need to try again. [:)] [sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=shake.gif]

hlen5 -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/26/2010 3:46:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I must be too superstitious. What happens if there really is a huge tectonic shift on Monday? Then you cover up right away, young lady. Understood? Yes Sir!!

hlen5 -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/26/2010 3:48:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I must be too superstitious. What happens if there really is a huge tectonic shift on Monday? Send all your money to me, and I will ensure that it is distributed to the appropriate Nigerians. If I send you all my money, then how will I buy a cleavage baring shirt? Or even maybe more cleavage?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Hitting on me. Who'd a thunk it? (4/26/2010 5:01:08 PM)
I need a shelf bra so I can show off my cleavage o'plenty...

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