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ShaharThorne -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 6:59:17 AM)

It was so long ago and I have had 2 concussions since then.  My memory is not par...




ResidentSadist -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 7:00:51 AM)

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Note to self: Find some batman stickers and get a hell of a lot of Crayons. Let me see, if a kiss cost 1 crayon, what I want to blackmail her into will take ... um.... carry the one ... ah there we go; 986,423,862 crayons.




reynardfox -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 9:14:40 AM)

It didn't. It took me three years to get her to stand still long enough to talk to me, I had to literally fight with other potential suitors, it then took a two year engagement to make her mine, and we have been married for 29 years and I still bite her ass on the stairs. I would still fight over her and she is everything to me.
I have seen off numerous lovers and we have finally settled down as a dominant pair. Why take lovers when you can share them.




pahunkboy -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 10:56:50 AM)

I moved out of state.




Navina -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 11:49:56 AM)

My first love relationship ended in high school when a group of my friends banded together to beat the hell out of him after finding out he had been cheating on me with three other girls. I didn't know what had happened until the next day when he showed up with stitches, a limp, and a black eye.




Mercnbeth -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:06:54 PM)

6th grade science camp ended...we didn't go to the same school, so it was over...[:(]




allthatjaz -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:09:28 PM)

My first love was with another female (<--convent school victim here) but it came to a crushing end when I started taking a keen interest in boys [:)]




backroads -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:17:45 PM)

she found someone else. it took me awhile to realize it but i was better off without her.




Jeffff -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:19:57 PM)

She died, quite mysteriously.

I was not there at all that day. I had witnesses




Phoenixpower -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:23:33 PM)

our fate took us apart...we were only flirting...never got together...he was left by his day care mum and his mother never came back to collect him...then we were flirting at school...with some nasty schoolmates behaving really silly at the swimming pool (one of them had the habbit to hit me with a stupid wooden board on my back, I never got what that crap behaviour was for...).

However...he moved away with his day care mum and was never seen again [:(]

wasn't meant to be...

the next load of guys I dumped for no fault of their own and the bunch afterwards dumped me for no fault of my own...that's called life [8|]

and by now I truly believe the saying "as more I know about men as more I love my cats"...hence why I have a complete harem of them (of cats, not of men) [8|]




divi -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 12:30:11 PM)

He was my first love in 7th grade... I dumped him for a senior in HS.. I hope he got over it.




myotherself -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 1:10:47 PM)

One week before our wedding, he decided he didn't want to marry me. We'd been together 4 years, living together for 2.

I moved out. I went back a few days later for my stuff, and he'd moved his ex-wife in.





DarlingSavage -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 1:28:51 PM)

divi, you're just heartless! I doubt he ever got over it. You're going straight to hell for this!




MstrPBK -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 1:44:31 PM)

He asked me to kill him because he thought that was the greatest sacrifice a slave could give.
I threw him out for being his own danger to himself.
Needless to say I do not do murder; and needless to say he get the worse 'punishment' - living.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA




Loki45 -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:14:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: reynardfox

It didn't. It took me three years to get her to stand still long enough to talk to me, I had to literally fight with other potential suitors, it then took a two year engagement to make her mine, and we have been married for 29 years and I still bite her ass on the stairs. I would still fight over her and she is everything to me.
I have seen off numerous lovers and we have finally settled down as a dominant pair. Why take lovers when you can share them.


That sounds....like an awful lot of fucking work.

Evidently, you're not one of the Leykis 101 fans.




ResidentSadist -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:24:17 PM)

Danita and Lori did not know each other although they knew I was dating other people. I sat each of them down and told them that my heart, not just my cock, had extended to include another. Danita said “I love you so much, I cannot bear to share you with another”. Lori said “I love you so much, I would rather share you than lose you”. I chose to be with danita who had seniority. I had made a mistake. I chose wrong. I chose a woman that valued control more than love. Giving up my control like that undermined the core of our relationship and eventually it failed. Thus my first advanced lesson in love was learned in my teens. I have tried not to make that mistake again in both choosing lovers and in being one.





JstAnotherSub -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:30:22 PM)

my first love ended with a fight outside the trailer we lived in, he got a shotgun and i went wacko fighting him for it-lol.  somehow my lip got busted, and i went in and packed a suitcase and took off hitch-hiking about 2 in the am...got a ride to shreveport and got a room at tha truckstop....cops beat on the door with a flashlight while i was in the shower...

asked me if i was hooking-lmfao...i said no but i might give it away to some lucky sumbish.

went and had supper and coffee and met a semi sane dude who said he could get me to atlanta in a week or 2...came to atlanta via denver and dallas.....had awesome sex, and more awesome sex....went to red rocks park in colorado and heard a tribute thingy cause lennon had just got shot.....

damn i miss the good old days.....what was the question?

eta i just remembered one of the cops came back when he got off duty to see if he could be the lucky sob.....snort




petmonkey -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:34:58 PM)

He didn't much care for vaginas.
<---teen "fag hag", apologies if anyone is offended by the term.





Loki45 -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:38:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petmonkey
He didn't much care for vaginas.
<---teen "fag hag", apologies if anyone is offended by the term.


Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.




domiguy -> RE: How did your first love end? (4/26/2010 3:44:58 PM)

I kind of fell in love with Teri Krueger back in the eighth grade. Teri was really sweet loved to make out and I could take off her pants in my fort by the river. Alas, our love could not withstand the heaving and beautiful breasts that I found upon Jessica Torcino. Jessica Torcino had huge tits and as a bonus she wasn't even retarded or nothing. What are the odds of that shit?

Jessica was everything that a guy could ever hope for until my next door neighbor, Joe, said he fingered her in the parking lot outside of Pat's Pizza. I was crushed.

I have never loved again.

Damn you Jessica Torcino!!! I hope you caught the cancer and your tit fell off.





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