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Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 7:03:15 PM   
Smutmonger


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Status: offline 		Think that "Native American" means "white" for some reason. Ever notice how often this is used in conjunction with an otherwise empty profile-and a cheescake picture if a cute white girl that was ripped off from some place?

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 7:14:16 PM   
WolfeTone


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Status: offline 		Back when I had a myspace, I had received a message from some "woman' telling me to go to her cam-show. Well, one day on there, I happened to find the picture from the cam-show profile on another person's real profile. So I sent a message trying to warn them that someone had stolen their pictures, and instead the person replies that she already knew, that the spam-artist actually asked if he/she could use them. All I could say was WTF?


Now I'm sad, I've yet to receive and spam or scam on this site.

*edit for capitalization.


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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 8:27:48 PM   
Apocalypso


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Status: offline 		If anyone wants, I can send you "Apocalypso's Handy Guide to Not Getting Scammed" at the special offer price of only twenty dollars. Get it now while stocks last!

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 8:50:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Apocalypso

If anyone wants, I can send you "Apocalypso's Handy Guide to Not Getting Scammed" at the special offer price of only twenty dollars. Get it now while stocks last!

I'll take five.

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 8:56:22 PM   
dreamerdreaming


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Status: offline 		Apparently if English is not your native language, like say if you're a scammer from Ghana, you might think that "Native American" means you were born in the USA. Fortunately, when they click that option, it tells us just the opposite. The joke's on them!

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/25/2010 10:14:21 PM   
Smutmonger


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Status: offline 		Which is why I posted this in the "humor" section. These people evidently consider themselves to be clever!

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming

Apparently if English is not your native language, like say if you're a scammer from Ghana, you might think that "Native American" means you were born in the USA. Fortunately, when they click that option, it tells us just the opposite. The joke's on them!


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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/26/2010 10:21:54 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		I am playing with a scammer right now, it's his turn. I am not going to post the details until it is over. I think I got this one to keep it in Cmail at least for now. That's right, gimme some history to report. My last mail was asking how much is involved, as I am "needed" to ten percent some money, certified checks I'm told. Certified by whom ? Believe me I am not going to lose a dime.

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/26/2010 10:47:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Apocalypso

If anyone wants, I can send you "Apocalypso's Handy Guide to Not Getting Scammed" at the special offer price of only twenty dollars. Get it now while stocks last!


Hello dearie, I am VeryNastyDom by name, from Miami in the USA but now living in Nigeria where my sub died this month.  I would like one as well.  I can send the money today if you will just give me your banking details, SSN, copy of your passport, mother's maiden name, and shoe size.

My other favorite with these idiots is the inability to tell the difference between pounds and kilos, or centimeters and feet.  I always love a profile of a well developed young lady who is 6'9" and weighs 45 lbs.  Or the profiles listed as African American with a pale skinned, blonde Swedish girl.

My other personal favorite is repetitive postings from strange towns.  There are five profiles of subs from Shawano, Wisconsin (population 8,200) that have been posted in the last few months.  Compare this with only six from Milwaukee, population 995,000.  Must be something in the water in Shawano that causes women to have these submissive feelings. 

If anybody knows how I can get some of that water, please get in touch.

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/26/2010 1:59:59 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		And you are hand picked out of billions of email addresses because I trust you and you alone. I have fallen hopelessly in love with you and will do anything.

And I am a trillionaire but I can't afford a plane ticket.

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/26/2010 8:39:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		How do you think they became a trillionaire? Certainly not by paying for crap like plane tickets or banking fees!

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RE: Dumbass spammers. - 4/27/2010 10:51:26 AM   
Smutmonger


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Status: offline 		They certainly didn't do it by paying for english lessons.

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