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PrinceBlackHeart -> I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 3:00:52 AM)

Or, you know, whatever works.  I mean I'm a sadistic, controlling son of a bitch, but I'm not an asshole.  I'm just a dude who knows what he wants and isn't afraid of his own darkest urges.

Just dropping by to say "Hello."  I'm sure I'll get to know some of you better.




lronitulstahp -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 3:13:02 AM)

Perhaps.....
Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader? Lord Darth Sir Lord, Lord Vader of Cheem? Sir Lord Baron Von Vader Ham? The Death Star. I run the Death Star. ...[;)]
 
Welcome....LOVE the pic!!!!





Level -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 3:39:18 AM)

[image]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/2/1088/Funny_darth_vader.jpg[/image]

*waves to tulip*




CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 3:47:23 AM)

[:D]  Love the pic.  Welcome to CollarMe, PrinceBlackHeart.



Psssst...Level...that pic you posted cracked me up!




blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:03:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PrinceBlackHeart

Or, you know, whatever works.  I mean I'm a sadistic, controlling son of a bitch, but I'm not an asshole.  I'm just a dude who knows what he wants and isn't afraid of his own darkest urges.

Just dropping by to say "Hello."  I'm sure I'll get to know some of you better.



I'd like to go with "whatever works" and a side order of fries. No, wait, I don't think you would even be chosen to work the fries. A Darth Vader outfit with colors of pastel pink/green is more Easter Bunny than Darth Vader, Prince of Darkness. . The white gloves (they look white to me) are not yet in season dahlink, Memorial day is still a month or so away.

You shall call me Princess Hyacinth of the Bouquet (spelled B-U-C-K-E-T). She of the slim line pearl white last number redial telephone. The one of the Mercedes, Hottub, and room for a pony crowd.

I'm hoping against hope that your first post is meant to be funny. But then I'm cynical after seeing many an asinine first post. I love the smell of smirk in the morning.

O? Welcome to CM. May you reach your goal in life. Good luck, really, best of luck. [8|]





LaTigresse -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:08:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PrinceBlackHeart

Or, you know, whatever works.  I mean I'm a sadistic, controlling son of a bitch, but I'm not an asshole.  I'm just a dude who knows what he wants and isn't afraid of his own darkest urges.

Just dropping by to say "Hello."  I'm sure I'll get to know some of you better.



Oh my goodness! I just love love LOVE this place! Crazy gone wild. Dig the Halloween costume, the easter colours are a nice twist. Way better than the black Level modeled for us. Hope you have a fab sense of humour cuz with that costume and tude, dude you are gonna need it!

What a great way to start my week.




Jeffff -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:09:52 AM)

You didn't say, "Sir".......:)




DesFIP -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:11:25 AM)

Great pic, pbh. But don't expect anyone here to call you by any title. The only person you can tell what to do is the one who chooses to submit to you. The rest of us do what we like and you either suck it up or go away. Your choice.




Lucylastic -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:15:46 AM)

is that tunic glow in the dark???
uber koool
welcome




DarkSteven -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:43:34 AM)

TULIP!!!!!!!!!!!

*megasmooches*




wandersalone -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 4:56:34 AM)

Oh my it is a hello kitty suit!!!!!!!

That is all kinds of fabulous




bestheadyet -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 5:01:06 AM)

i'm guessing pbh is a funny funny man......easter colors and hello kitty.......omg....lmao.
hes in the right place.




choccywoc -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 5:13:04 AM)

Prince Black Heart, Prince of all things black, i presume, i know you sleep with your eyes open, hanging from a rafter, it's in your nature and i suppose you devour women, etc. Welcome to this dark place, you'll be right at home.




LaTigresse -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 9:18:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You didn't say, "Sir".......:)


Did you imagine I would?!?!?




peppermint -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 10:20:59 AM)

Welcome, Princey.




CarrieO -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 11:18:10 AM)

Nanu Nanu Prince!

-opps...wrong planet!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 11:26:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You didn't say, "Sir".......:)


Psssst Jefffffffffffff he said "Sir" is optional

OP welcome to CM! Love the pic and introductory message [:)] The pastels kinda blow the tough guy, sadist thingy outta the water though. Tough sadist guys always wear black




LaTigresse -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 2:17:00 PM)

And wrap around sunglasses while standing with their arms crossed. Usually in front of some sort of toy they think makes them look manly.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 2:21:00 PM)

You people will have subjected me to non-consensual watersports if I pee myself!

I love the profile pic. Welcome to the Funny Farm! [:D]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I am Prince Black Heart. You shall address me simply as "Sir." (4/26/2010 2:21:32 PM)

Yep, and they never, ever smile....hmmmm probably bad teeth




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