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backroads -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 11:47:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are?

Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up.
What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!



See, I was gonna add that last bit about the young men. Or the older ones. Soooooo pretty til they open their mouths to speak.... [;)]



pretty? at least i know no is talking about me! ;)




VioletGray -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 3:37:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are?

Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up.

What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!


WHAT!?!?!?!

How DARE you!

In fact, I think I shall spend the next 2 hours posting outraged responses to your post over and over again, because you couldn't possibly be a troll, out to piss us off!!




sunshinemiss -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 4:06:17 PM)

I'm shocked that Jeff likes to bang women. Does domi know?




Musicmystery -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 6:11:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are?

Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up.

What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!

1) They are young.
2) They think they are experienced adults.
3) Boys their age will bang anything willing.
4) Despite what they say, their self-esteem has a ways to go yet.
5) Even in the age of the Information Superhighway, many people are misinformed about anteaters.






JonnieBoy -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/26/2010 10:26:49 PM)

jeffff : wtf does "allegedly attractive " mean ?

(I know what young means ... and here that's a BIG  no no)

Anyone wanna scampi fritter ?

Pirate




wandersalone -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 2:02:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Not get it when I say I am not interested in their shallow asses? Why don't they understand that they are not nearly as pretty as they think they are?

Sure, I would bang em, but then they are gonna want to talk and fuck everything up.

What's wrong with these girls? I am just expressing My opinion. Why can't they deal!


Oi bucko...what's with the allegedly attractive.  Last night you said I WAS attractive damnit when I was offering to fly over to give you a blow job down under style..... you said that you LOVE talking after sex and cuddling  but that you are under doctors orders not to because of your war wound.  (I still don't understand how cuddling is restricted because of shrapnel in your buttocks - left and right for those that want to know).

so I suppose you lied about respecting me in the morning as well hey?

Hmmmmphhhh you are so last week Mister Anteater.... where's Domi ...... or Steven ..... or RS ....... or ......



grrrrrrrr you can just talk to da hand Mistah




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 2:27:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Domi ...... or Steven ..... or RS ....... or ......
...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Pick me! Pick me!

:P




KMsAngel -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 3:37:09 AM)

so wanders, i need educamating.

what's the difference between a blow job down under style and one from northern hemisphere?

[8|]

and it might not be obvious, but i think verilycutely wants you to pick her [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:05:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

not everyone has sex only at bedtime...
only us married folks....




wandersalone -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:26:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

not everyone has sex only at bedtime...
only us married folks....



is the tumblin' down stairs foreplay? [;)]




KMsAngel -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:33:14 AM)

blood as lubricant?

[:'(]




sirsholly -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:43:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: MissSepphora1

not everyone has sex only at bedtime...
only us married folks....



is the tumblin' down stairs foreplay? [;)]

Hubby thinks so...the heavy breathing, sweating.....[:)]




sirsholly -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:45:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

blood as lubricant?

[:'(]

ick..[&:].

but Jim really liked the straps on the stretcher...




wandersalone -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:45:07 AM)

It's just that instead of fireworks you get to hear sirens [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:50:28 AM)

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I was offering to fly over to give you a blow job
Jefffff....you need to understand how much Wanders wants you. She is willing to go through the torture of a long flight with her little wee legs dangling off of the airline seat.

But on the plus side...the flight crew would give her a set of pin-on wings, a balloon, and an escort off the plane.




sirsholly -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 4:52:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

It's just that instead of fireworks you get to hear sirens [:D]
yeah...but the red light in front of the house does give off the wrong impression...[>:]




wandersalone -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 5:45:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Jefffff....you need to understand how much Wanders wants you. She is willing to go through the torture of a long flight with her little wee legs dangling off of the airline seat.

But on the plus side...the flight crew would give her a set of pin-on wings, a balloon, and an escort off the plane.



Is it wrong of me to want to beat the woman with the head injury? Damnit hurry up and get better so I can toss you down the stairs myself.  Damn giants .... they are taking over the world.  Scrunch up damnit, leave room for the little people like me (that are young and allegedly attractive -waves to the mods...see it is on-topic....don't be sending me no gold love tap now y'hear [:)] )




Jeffff -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 5:51:41 AM)

Wanders?... you will be Mine......... amd Junes!..:)




wandersalone -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 5:54:59 AM)

too late Anteater.....Domi said he will respect me in the morning and he even said he will snuggle with me and doesn't expect a blow job so HA! Take that you.... you ..... Anteater you. 




crazyml -> RE: Why do allegedly attractive young women... (4/27/2010 6:01:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

So if you are what you eat, and by the same logic what you eat is what it eats, then eventually when we get down through all the iterations we must all be primordial soup, no?


Big grin.




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