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Getting the most for you money... - 4/5/2006 6:11:10 PM

Mercnbeth

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Two men were discussing how far each could make a dime reach. They agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who won.

The first guy bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes. On the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses. He told the other guy, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime."

The other man said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."

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RE: Getting the most for you money... - 4/7/2006 9:22:05 PM

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I just read this now. That is great. lol. Merc (or beth), we have very similar senses of humor, judging by your posts.

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RE: Getting the most for you money... - 4/7/2006 10:23:58 PM

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DAYUM THATS NASTY BUT FUNNY

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RE: Getting the most for you money... - 4/8/2006 2:18:52 AM

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Do you know who I feel sorry for? the next guy who went into that deli for polish sausage.

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RE: Getting the most for you money... - 4/8/2006 7:44:49 AM

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