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ResidentSadist -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/29/2010 4:56:35 PM)

Look you guys, after kissing bear on the lips, I slipped GHB* into that large bottle of vino he mentioned. When he woke up and asked what happened, I told him we were "bonded by rape" . . . but the phone rang just as I was speaking and he thought I said “bonded by the grape”.

. . . I never bothered to correct him and he never asked who shaved his ass while he was asleep. I figured he didn't want to know.


*date rape drug




LadyAngelika -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/29/2010 5:02:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Hey! It was not my fault, blame the people who were stupid enough to have their winter tires taken off in APRIL.  Who the hell has winter tires taken off so early?



Well I was the silly woman who, when she did her spring cleaning a few weeks ago, put her winter coat, gloves, hat, boots, etc in storage until next winter. I was pretty cute trying to walk on the sidewalk in heels ;-) Luckily it lasted all of 36 hours!

- LA



AHA!!!! It's all your fault, you just admitted it! Nice try attempting to blame it on poor innocent me *smirks*


No zephyr, it's still your fault ;-)

- LA




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/29/2010 5:47:25 PM)

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No zephyr, it's still your fault ;-)

- LA


*stomps foot* Nononononononononononononnonnono YOUR fault, alllllllll your fault




LadyAngelika -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/29/2010 5:50:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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No zephyr, it's still your fault ;-)

- LA


*stomps foot* Nononononononononononononnonnono YOUR fault, alllllllll your fault



You know zephyr, I'm just on the other side of the mountain. Do you see the cane in my pic? It's real... ;-)

- LA




subwaythru -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/30/2010 8:04:04 AM)

Dear Azjojoba,

If a thread is not something one wants to participate in, one may always move on.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: protecting the innocent babes (4/30/2010 4:32:59 PM)

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You know zephyr, I'm just on the other side of the mountain. Do you see the cane in my pic? It's real... ;-)

- LA


Pffffft you aleady told me you don't beat owned slaves




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