ResidentSadist
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Joined: 2/11/2007 From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell Status: offline
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ok.. ok... if you guys wont tell him about milking I will. First you need a lamp cord, a small food processor, a baseball bat, an extra large latex condom, 1 quart of WD40, the compressor from your fridge and pigeon. Then you have to get a one armed transsexual midget in a rubber nun outfit and rent of of those cheap motels with a bare bulb in the middle of the room and flimsy curtains with neon light from the sign streaking into the room. Once you get that far, the rest will just fall into place and there will be milk everywhere. Trust me, my grandpa does this 3 times week just to keep healthy and he is 112 years old now.
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