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subjim2010 -> how big is too big? (4/29/2010 11:12:49 AM)

hello everyone

does anyone have experience of large scale dildos? ive just bought the biggest strap on i could find online, now I'm not a stranger to whipping things up there but this thing is gigantic!!

will I have any health problems if I bite the bullet with this thing and try to ride it like a rocking horse?

quite concerned and worried so any help would be great.

Yours
Subjim




peppermint -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 11:32:43 AM)

If you are worried and have some concerns, why didn't you do your research before purchasing an item that might cause you some damage?  However, since you already have it, let me put in my 2 cents. 

I'm no strap on expert but I have recently had colon surgery.  The colon bends after just a few inches.  If your strap on is not flexible enough to make that bend I could see it possibly doing some damage to a very tender and necessary part of yourself.  If it's fat as well as long, the stretching could cause cuts to your anus.  If you get enough cuts over a period of time you build up scar tissue.  The anus is supposed to be flexible tissue.  If it's covered in scar tissue is it no longer flexible.  If that happens you could end up with a bag for ridding your body of feces. 

However, I read lots of stories about people using humongous dildos.  If it can be done in stories surely it can be done in real  life.  I mean, stories are supposed to mimic real life, don't they?  (being sarcastic here)

I suggest you go talk to your doctor and get a medical opinion of the damage a large dildo might do to a human colon.  If you doctor says it's safe, then go for it. 




reynardfox -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 12:11:21 PM)

Stop when someone behind you can see your tonsils.
Actually if anything hurts, stop, that's the golden rule.




domiguy -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 12:15:20 PM)

Ride that rocking horse!!

If you wanna ride
Don´t ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don´t ride the white horse
White horse
Don´t ride the white horse
White horse
Don´t ride the white horse.

If you wanna be rich
You got to be a bitch
You got to be a bitch
I said rich, rich you bitch

If you wanna ride
Ride the white pony
Ride, ride the white pony
White pony, white pony


Is it a pony or a horse?




myotherself -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 12:40:39 PM)

Depends how big it is, I guess.

If you can taste poop at the back of your throat, you may be at risk of strep throat

And killer bad breath. [8|]

I believe it's extremely unsafe to gargle with toilet cleaner.





GraciousLady -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 12:43:52 PM)

I appreciate the thought may be exciting but the rectum is not really made for sex. So, you have to decide if it's worth it to you to maybe do damage. I suggest you continue with what has always worked for you and forget the dare devil dildo. You'll prolly be able to enjoy anal longer into your older years if you take a bit of care now.




subjim2010 -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 3:04:39 PM)

what do you all recommend as lube? ive heard that honey mixed with GT-85 gives a real ride effect to it. and it lasts, and is of course water proof.

gracious lady, i appreciate being able to enjoy it all for longer, but i have to be careful with my frail bowel movements, particularly in the summer. im 69, but i think im just going to go for it and put it down to experience. i'll be keeping my phone near by thats for sure in case i need to phone an ambulance.

Yours
Subjim




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 4:18:31 PM)

I don't believe you should ever use food stuff for lube. There's plenty of good lube options out there with out using food.

There's boy butt butter lube, an it's fr anal sex, and there's a brand of lube called gun oil, also for sex in the butt.




xxblushesxx -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 4:22:31 PM)

On the off chance that this is a serious post and not domi in disguise:

No, honey mixed with anything is not going to be a good lube.

They make some huge butt plugs that are just for gags and bachelor parties. You do know that if you continue putting overly large things up your a** that your gape could last forever? I've been told that people who this has happened to always have a certain odor about them. Not sure if it's true but I'm sure not gonna have contest with myself to see just exactly how much I can take back there before I end up in a hospital (and worse!)




domiguy -> RE: how big is too big? (4/29/2010 4:25:48 PM)

when exactly does one start to develop frail bowel movements? Piss..shit..fuck.. I am already regretting this, but I've got to know...What happens in the Summer to make a bowel movement grow even frailer?

This was a beautiful day in Chicago. Weather in the 70's, took the day off, now this.

Does this "fraility" just kind of happen all of a sudden?

Out with it my good man!!!

I ain't exactly a spring chicken but I can still approach the can with a fair amount of vigor. I'm not sitting on that fucker to dilly dally around, it's all business!

SubJim, When do things start to go south? Is there a day in the not so distant horizon when I will be forced to administer a more tentative and caring wipe?

This potentially has turned into one of the worst days of my life.

Listen up, you crazy old fuck!...Don't leave me hangin' here, SubJim, you are like an oracle sent here from my future.

Don't water it down. I'z gots to know!





subjim2010 -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 10:03:53 AM)

hello domiguy

where can i begin. it has been a long journey lots of surgery and a constant need to use a air cushion whilst knitting.

my bowels have been an issue since i became a slave back three years ago when i first dived into the scene. i pass wind all the time and i cant eat grapes. it makes me like the river nile. one person referred to it as mud butt and charged for me for his carpet cleaning. i cant recall not being able to walk up stairs or push a trolley in a supermarket without some form of passing product from my hole.

i have tried aloe vera gel with a little jell-o to cool my problem. unforntunatley after a recent accident i have been banned from the local spa. i would not recommend any sports which force you to use your abdominal muscles. javelin is a no no.

i can email me you a picture of my latest scars to show comparion over the years.

Yours
Subjim




laura2161 -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 11:07:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

On the off chance that this is a serious post and not domi in disguise:




I've never chatted with or spoken with Domi but I have read many of his posts- When I opened this thread my first reaction was that this 'must' be Domi playing a joke.

After reading the -other- thread, I think so even more.





ResidentSadist -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 11:13:29 AM)

I ran accross subjim in the intro section and he has been posting around looking for toy catalogues. Somehow, i don't think it is domi.




Aileen1968 -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 5:29:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subjim2010

i pass wind all the time and i cant eat grapes. it makes me like the river nile.



The horror!




Aileen1968 -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 5:30:30 PM)

I love grapes....




xxblushesxx -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 7:20:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laura2161

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

On the off chance that this is a serious post and not domi in disguise:




I've never chatted with or spoken with Domi but I have read many of his posts- When I opened this thread my first reaction was that this 'must' be Domi playing a joke.

After reading the -other- thread, I think so even more.




I wonder if this is domi's real picture?




Myrryr -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 8:23:41 PM)

If it's to large I'd imagine it'd cause a prolapse.




domiguy -> RE: how big is too big? (4/30/2010 11:41:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subjim2010

i can email me you a picture of my latest scars to show comparion over the years.

Yours
Subjim



subjim,

Whoa!!! Holy Fuck! Who in the name of Christ sewed you up? Since when has Stevie Wonder been allowed in the OR? It looks like your anus was constructed by Dr Frankenstein.

You poor little man. I now understand why the sneeze has become your mortal enemy.

I am sorry to hear that you can no longer participate in the javelin. I heard your form was impeccable. Rather Petranoffian in your gait and style.

While I can safely say you would not be my first choice to share a hot tub, I am more than happy to join you out here on these forums.

Gods speed.


Domi




heartcream -> RE: how big is too big? (5/1/2010 1:15:27 AM)

Oh. My. Christ. I am rendered helpless in my laughter. My laugh hole is as loose as poor subjim's butt.

This is the funniest thread in the Universe.

Honestly subjim back away from the King Kong dildo. Unless of course you favor to ride off into that good night...

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

~Dylan Thomas

It is like he knows you!




sirsholly -> RE: how big is too big? (5/1/2010 6:05:48 AM)

quote:

ive just bought the biggest strap on i could find online, now I'm not a stranger to whipping things up there but this thing is gigantic!!

will I have any health problems if I bite the bullet with this thing and try to ride it like a rocking horse?
why in the hell would you buy this thing if you didn't know it was safe?

Dude...troll much?




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