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subjim2010 -> murder mystery (5/1/2010 8:04:46 AM)

i would like to invite you all to an event i am holding soon in july.

it will be called murder mystery and will have people who are naughty placed on to my home made and varnished torture rack.
i have rotten fruit for throwing at people in the stocks. i also have CBT devices which can be a punishment for those who are in need.

i do not want a large collection of strange people turning up at my basement flat. can you email me if you are interested and i will pass on details.

we can do fancy dress if you wish with a futuristic theme. i still have an old storm-trooper outfit. can i stress that i have room for a maximum of 7. it wouldnt be even teams so i could possiably referee for each and switch.

Yours
Subjim



sunshinemiss -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 8:07:56 AM)

Hello Jim,
A couple of things. Do you know the people you are inviting? You might want to ... if you are bringing them into your space and would presumably be responsible for their behavior.

Also, CBT devices - do people share those?

Your home made .... Are you a licensed carpenter? Do you have insurance?

While I can appreciate your interest in meeting folks, perhaps something a little more public would be more realistic?

Best,
sunshine



Level -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 10:57:16 AM)

quote:

i still have an old storm-trooper outfit.


[8|]



domiguy -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 10:59:12 AM)

I am in. I have a genuine "Battlefield Earth" outfit worn by John Travolta that has been lying in storage for far too long. Really need to break that puppy out.

I am so in. I'll bring the dvd with me just in case your party sucks.



windchymes -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 11:22:48 AM)

Now see, if it were in medieval dress, I'd be in, but futuristic, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass. [>:]



myotherself -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 11:26:17 AM)

tomorrow I plan to wear some rather fancy jeans. Is that far enough in the future? I really hope so cos those jeans make my ass look HAWTTT!!!



Level -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 11:34:56 AM)

We need pictoral proof, little bunny.

I wonder if jim is going to have his big dildo at the party? Will it be sticking out the back of his stormtrooper outfit, like a tail?



jbcurious -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 11:39:51 AM)

Ohhhhh I have a great Princess Leah outfit...I'll just pick up a couple of fresh Cinn-a-buns and I'm there!



Level -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 11:53:27 AM)

And jim's gaping anus can be Jabba the Hut! Then I'll "rescue" you, and so on [;)]



jbcurious -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 12:03:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

And jim's gaping anus can be Jabba the Hut! Then I'll "rescue" you, and so on [;)]


I just wanna know Is it me or my fresh cinn-a-buns you'll be rescuing?



myotherself -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 12:06:08 PM)

"gaping anus"

*gags*

Thanks Level...I'm going to bleach my brain now...[:'(]



wittynamehere -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 12:09:36 PM)

Better to bleach that gaping anus instead, no?
*imagines a light pink Jabba*



Level -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 12:26:30 PM)

jb, I'll be rescuing you.... and of course, after such an ordeal, I'll need to debrief you....

little bunny, if you'd not tempt me with mention of your hawt derriere, I wouldn't have to be spending time talking about anuses (anusi? plural??).

Now.... I have a wedding to go to!



divi -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 1:00:50 PM)

I am going to have to RSVP no...



tigreetsa -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 2:14:02 PM)

Where is the event? In Mexico? 



Jeffff -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 2:56:35 PM)

I have the shirt Chekov wore in episode 14. I can but capri pants and hi black zipper boot.

I am THERE!


Damnit Scotty I need more POWER!



jbcurious -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 3:38:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

jb, I'll be rescuing you.... and of course, after such an ordeal, I'll need to debrief you....



Wouldn't that require I be "briefed" first?



DesFIP -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 7:03:58 PM)

So who is going to be murdered? 



xxblushesxx -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 9:45:32 PM)

It's a mystery! Duh!! [:D][;)]



ResidentSadist -> RE: murder mystery (5/1/2010 10:15:00 PM)

Murder, can I come? I still have my old gangster suit and painter's tarps?



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