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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 3:35:05 PM   
CynthiaWVirginia


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Status: offline 		subjim2010, please just buy the bleach made specifically for anal bleaching and not use something like Clorox.

A neighbor of ours had athlete's foot and soaked his feet in bleach water.  It ate up his skin instead, leaving severe chemical burns.  He probably did this while he was drunk, and thought all the pain was from the germs dying.

You may be used to having a pain in your ass, but...what if doing this would leave even more scars and skin discoloration?  What if after doing this, using the correct bleaching process wouldn't help to undo the damage? 

Why not just do it right the first time...

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 3:49:07 PM   
angelikaJ


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Status: offline 		To the OP,

Your anal fixation seems to get in the way a bit of your common sense.

Bigger is not always better; sometimes more is just more.

I would not use common household cleaners (nor uncommon ones for that matter either). Toilet cleaner often contains very strong acids that will burn your skin and perhaps the underlying fat, muscle etc.

Seriously, if you are determined to follow this course of action on your own without consulting professional advice I would not advise anything stronger than lemon juice (citric acid) or milk (lactic acid). I am guessing you might be able to guess which one will hurt more. I mention this because you seem to follow the no pain, no gain philosophy of doing things.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 10:18:14 PM   
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I've got three words for you Jim:  Crest White Strips

Peel a half dozen, insert in your anus at bedtime....after two weeks....voila.....it'll look like Frosty's bung whole down there. 

And your colon will be minty fresh.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/3/2010 10:24:54 PM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 6:02:15 AM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 7:36:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm getting worried about you, Jim. You've had a busy, busy week with your dildo mishap, surgery, airport dilema and now I fear you may have scrubbed your butthole with Clorox.

Would you give us a little update ?

                               mbmbn

PS: any takers on the used cattle prod ? I was thinking of bidding, but got laid off in March and am on a tight budget.



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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 7:44:17 AM   
bubba28752


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Status: offline 		Let me check it out for you maam,bet you have a cute little bum hole,that would love a good tongue

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 8:36:12 AM   
VirginPotty


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OP - you might consider buying bleach with a directional nozzle. I can only imagine how bad you'd feel if your anus was bleached to the colour of snow, but you also bleached your man-fur at the same time.

Nothing says 'don't touch me!' more to a woman than a man with ugly yellow pubes and bleach spots on his balls.

I only tell you this because I care.




Seriously OP, get a clean washcloth, pour some undiluted Clorox on the cloth saturating it completly & wipe your bumhole. Please take before & after shots in care of "Sirsholly"

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 8:37:18 AM   
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Let me check it out for you maam,bet you have a cute little bum hole,that would love a good tongue


 








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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 11:08:13 AM   
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As long as bubba gargles mouthwash beforehand, then Holly ends up with a minty fresh butthole.





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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 9:41:21 PM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/4/2010 10:21:16 PM   
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Let me check it out for you maam,bet you have a cute little bum hole,that would love a good tongue

I'm with Potty....

Hey Potts, think we should start calling Holly 'maam'?


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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/5/2010 2:41:59 AM   
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I once had a sub that had a very dark anus...To this very day I am still uncertain if it was because of her ancestry or poor hygiene.

Domi


You beast...your swore you would never tell!!!!!

Now where did I put that peroxide bottle........


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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/5/2010 6:59:41 AM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/5/2010 7:00:25 AM   
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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/5/2010 7:48:09 AM   
VirginPotty


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Let me check it out for you maam,bet you have a cute little bum hole,that would love a good tongue

I'm with Potty....

Hey Potts, think we should start calling Holly 'maam'?



Nawwww, I was thinking "Bumhole"

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/6/2010 4:19:58 AM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		Yeah, I'm right there w/Red....the comedic value of this post is great, and I'm actually going off to read his others......

On a more "ewwww" thought.....ARE YOU NUTS??????  TOILET BLEACH??????  I'd suggest you pull your head out and start thinking like an adult w/common sense! 

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/6/2010 4:34:26 AM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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Status: offline 		But But But.... I thought you wanted to tan your ass since you were mixing tanning lotion with some other concoction? Did the tan turn too dark?

At least this time it doesn't involve jello.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/6/2010 4:44:34 AM   
soul2share


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Status: offline 		Man, this guy is nutsy-cuckoo....his other posts are a bit creepy.....this obsession he has wihh his anal a rectal area is something I've never seen before....OH WAIT!!!!!  I know who this guy is....it's AZZMAN.....remember him?  I may not have the number of "Z" right, but he had the same sort of fixation with anal sex......he disappeared a couple of years ago or so.

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RE: anal bleaching? - 5/6/2010 5:12:47 AM   
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