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For Sale: Cattle prods - 5/3/2010 7:55:45 AM

subjim2010

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Dear forum,

I have recently inherited a cattle prod from a close member of the family following their untimely demise.

I have used it on numerous occassions, however I feel as though I am not making the best use of it and that someone else with greater dexterity may 'do it proud'.

The model is a stock shock livestock prod manufactured by Magrath (a well known name in the industry)

The power is adequate at 5,500 kV and leaves you tingling 'downstairs' for hours afterwards. The smell of pork usually subsides after 10 minutes and leaves no lasting damage. It is suitable for either a man or a woman, obviously a man can either insert it up his manhole or give his sack a zap. A woman can use it on her nipples if feeling adventurous but I would recommend the use of some vaseline on the area prior to electrocution as it can darken the skin pigment of the nipples I have been told.

It runs of 4 high energy alkaline C batteries (included) and you are able to get approximately 2 hours of use from it before you will need to put some new batteries in.

In terms of the dimensions of the prod it has a 49" overall length and a 34" shaft (very satisfying, yum)

I'm looking for offers at this stage but obviously if there is a bidding war then the highest bidder will win this item.

The prod hasn't been cleaned yet, however I'm sure it will come out looking presentable after a good scrub down with my sponge and some soapy water. There is a little oxidation on the shaft but that's half the fun.

Yours,
Subjim

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RE: For Sale: Cattle prods - 5/3/2010 1:43:03 PM

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This is Domiguy.

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RE: For Sale: Cattle prods - 5/4/2010 9:05:56 AM

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I should get one as a gag gift for the kid. She hates cows but does working cow class. This would protect her from those mean cows.

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RE: For Sale: Cattle prods - 5/5/2010 7:16:17 AM

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I am so sorry to hear about your loss of a loved one. Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Franz?

Anyways, I think you are still in a period of denial . Please don't get rid of the cattle prod in such a hasty manner. In a not so distant future you might recognize this cattle prod as the last rememberance of a fallen loved one.

I can see a day in the Fall of 2010 where you might inserting your prod wile warmly thinking of Aunt Pearl's apple pie.

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