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blonde joke - 4/6/2006 2:17:55 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Sorry about all the Caps, I got it in an e mail and was too lazy to re type:

A PLANE IS ON its WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE AIRCRAFT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE'S A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THE BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS "YOU SAY THAT SHE IS A BLONDE?, I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE".

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS
"OH, I'M SORRY", AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE
SAID TO HER TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON".



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RE: blonde joke - 4/6/2006 2:25:41 PM   
SirKenin


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lol.  Good one.

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RE: blonde joke - 4/6/2006 5:12:28 PM   
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So un - pc, so funny :)

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