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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 11:58:24 AM

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Obama publicly announced that he is a christian.

I say he is a liar! Do not trust him!

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:00:54 PM

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well folks always play pretty loosely with their labels.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:02:52 PM

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We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen. We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, one in being with the Father.

Through Him all things were made. For us men and our salvation He came down from heaven: by the power of the Holy Spirit, He was born of the Virgin Mary , and became man. For our sake He was crucified under Pontius Pilate; He suffered, died, and was buried. On the third day He rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures: He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son. With the Father and the Son, He is worshiped and glorified. He has spoken through the Prophets. We believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church. We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:06:18 PM

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Then why are you going to hell, Jeff?

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:07:16 PM

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Oh dear, Aug 17 is my bd. Soooo I have the same bd as Nixon? Good Lord.

Pray if you wanta if not up to you.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:09:45 PM

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We we we?

NO NO NO

Obama believes that he is the big we we in town!

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:10:24 PM

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Then why are you going to hell, Jeff?

Because I memorized that by rote. 52 sundays a year for who knows how many years.

I never actualy believed it..:

Luckily, I was never alter boy material...:)

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:11:41 PM

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What priest hurt you?

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:14:33 PM

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All of them....

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:14:54 PM

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What priest hasn't hurt somebody???

Let him cast the first stone, so that I may recognize him!

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:15:35 PM

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Father Nelson?

There is the half nelson...(You pull one arm behind the person's back)

the full nelson ...............(you now have both arms behind thier back)

And the Father Nelson....(With both arms held firmly behind their back you begin humping their ass)

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:17:18 PM

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Jeff never had a chance to be normal boy...lol...

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:18:17 PM

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What priest hasn't hurt somebody???

Let him cast the first stone, so that I may recognize him!

bella you truly are divine. When we get together, just for you, I will wrap a slice of bologna around the head of my wiener.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:18:46 PM

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Oh dear, Aug 17 is my bd. Soooo I have the same bd as Nixon?

Ahem..........tazz, you see where this one is gonna be going?

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:20:18 PM

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What priest hasn't hurt somebody???

Let him cast the first stone, so that I may recognize him!

Generally they are the guys in black with the really fucked up hats.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:22:34 PM

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Oh dear, Aug 17 is my bd. Soooo I have the same bd as Nixon?

Ahem..........tazz, you see where this one is gonna be going?

Ahem... the first of two, Master Ron?

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:28:02 PM

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Jeff never had a chance to be normal boy...lol...

When Jeff was growing up that was his favorite super hero.....The adventures of Normal Boy.

Normal Boy would play baseball, go fishing, hang out with friends and his amazing super power was that he never got nailed in the can by a priest.

Jeff would daily wash the blood out of is tighty whities then run outside clutching his mitt, ball and bat. Every day a young Jeffff would play "Normal Boy" until it was time to go to church.

Then there were tears, lots of tears.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:30:18 PM

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ummm

that is just a bit sick.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:31:56 PM

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ummm

that is just a bit sick.

The Adventures of Normal Boy are not for the faint of heart.

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RE: National Day of Prayer - 5/6/2010 12:35:33 PM

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Obama publicly announced that he is a christian.

I say he is a liar! Do not trust him!

I agree.

And he's probably circumcised too.

You know that causes males to habitually lie.

I'm not sure but I think there must be a truth gene in the foreskin that when removed causes this type of behavior.

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