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I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/7/2010 11:02:32 AM

CynthiaWVirginia

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A friend sent this to my email, and it made me laugh. I put this in Humor and not in Politics, so please, no flames. If reading jokes about Obama's health care plan would offend you, then...don't read it.

I'm still laughing over the popsicle stick and duct tape.
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is: "Embalming"
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape......(watch the splinters girls)

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RE: I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/7/2010 11:19:25 AM

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Which reminds me of the guy that goes into the urologist and needs to have a sperm sample taken. A few minutes later, a lovely nurse with huge boobs pulls down her top, let him play with her nipples for a while, and when he is hard she goes down on him. She proceeds to give him an expert blow job and just before cumming, she pops him out of her mouth and catches the sample in a specimen cup.

The guy gets dressed and is walking down the hall when he sees another guy with his cock in his own hand furiously rubbing one out. When he asks what that is all about, the nurse replies "Oh, he is with the HMO plan".

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RE: I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/8/2010 9:08:45 PM

CynthiaWVirginia

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Thanks, VeryNastyDom. I so love medical and doctor jokes!

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RE: I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/11/2010 8:27:09 AM

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RE: I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/11/2010 10:14:18 AM

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quote:

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you

(1) You ask for viagra and they give you watermelon seeds!

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RE: I'm warped an thought this was funny - 5/11/2010 3:37:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mary94583a

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AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you

(1) You ask for viagra and they give you watermelon seeds!