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DameDarkness -> blonde pregnancy (4/7/2006 12:24:05 AM)

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was
jumping for Joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting
jumping up and down Along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's
great!
I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
asked Her how she knew.

She said.... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they

actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"




cuddleheart50 -> RE: blonde pregnancy (4/8/2006 8:32:46 AM)

cute




Saratov -> RE: blonde pregnancy (4/8/2006 3:13:27 PM)

Is she sure they are hers?




MasterR001 -> RE: blonde pregnancy (4/20/2006 6:57:21 PM)

Good one.




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