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Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 4:25:39 PM

Jeffff

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I just got back from seeing Mom and Dad.

Mom cried of course, because...... I am not sure why really, I tend to ignore that. Dad seemed to be doing quite well.

No matter WHAT you may have heard I will be more than happy to straighten you all out on this!

You poor mindless suckers are being mislead by the conservatively liberal media and I am will to offer my wisdom and experience to help you understand

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RE: Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 5:37:19 PM

VirginPotty

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If you think about it you'll know why your Mom
cried when she saw your freaky mug

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RE: Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 5:42:07 PM

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His mom cried because he is a skinny fucker. The end.

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RE: Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 5:58:33 PM

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He only fucks skinny women?!?!?!?

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RE: Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 6:37:46 PM

girlygurl

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Now that you're back I can rest easy. I've missed you so.

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RE: Just returned from Orland Park Il. - 5/9/2010 6:48:07 PM

dcnovice

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Any word from Ann Coulter on the situation in Orland Park?

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