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Aileen1968 -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 8:00:04 PM)
Yay!!!!! I have sparkly purple salt glitter. Thanks again Level. It actually worked.

domiguy -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 8:32:18 PM)
Here is a nifty little idea I saw in "O" magazine...Do you have a cheese grater?....You do, good!! Then take one of shore's turds, grate it up and sprinkle it on her pillow. When your daughter wakes up she will coming into your room crying. She will say that her glitter is brown and smells God awful. You sit her firmly down and tell her the reason she didn't get the "good" glitter is because the tooth fairy found out that she is bad. A very bad and rotten little girl. Maybe she will shape up. The bonus is no cooking involved. How sweet is that shit? A true win/win for everyone involved.

Jeffff -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 8:37:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda Take some glass bottles of different colors, smash them with a hammer, and sprinkle the glass fragments all over her pillow. Kids that age won't be able to tell the difference. I wish we were gay!

laurell3 -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 8:40:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Yay!!!!! I have sparkly purple salt glitter. Thanks again Level. It actually worked. whoda thunk Level was so domesticated and stuff!

domiguy -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 8:44:36 PM)
Level is a handy lil' Texan, who knew?....Level how do a get the poo smell out of my kid's pillow?

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 9:08:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SanityOr Santa's evil panda toy stole all her glitter dust for a foul prank on poor Rudolph... You can't prove that!

ShaharThorne -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 9:14:44 PM)
Who has been molesting my ducks?

DomMeinCT -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 9:36:51 PM)
If that glitter didn't work, I was going to suggest sprinkles or any dry cupcake/ice cream decorations. My youngest lost a tooth tonight too, only he told me the TF was going to leave him money to save for a video game. [8\|]

LanceHughes -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 9:39:29 PM)
Sorry that the Gay Dom got here so late..... Crushed hard candy! Gotta go and sprinkle some sweet fairy dust on my boys..... get it? FAIRY dust? ... LOL....well, I meant ...lol.... or maybe it's just not all that funny. Think what you will. I'll just go and lick it off them... or maybe have them lick it off of me!!!

Elisabella -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 10:04:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 My youngest lost a tooth today. I knew it was coming so I made sure to have the tooth fairy money. It's nine o'clock and she just informed me that she wrote a letter to the tooth fairy asking for the speckle dust that that tooth fairy left for her friend. I know for a fact that I don't have any glitter whatsoever at all in the entire house. I need ideas of what I can use as a substitute. Keep in mind that I can't leave the house as I'm the only adult and they are tucked in. Hellppppppp!!!!! Eyeshadow. Crumble it up.

Resnick -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/11/2010 11:40:24 PM)
Do you have sprinkles? The small ones you use on sugar cookies? Or eye shadow that you can crumble up?

SirPumpy -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 12:30:44 AM)
Ive always found that any association with strippers or tranny hookers provides a bounty of glitter. So if you know any give them a call and then shake them vigorously near your daughters bed. Probably wont get any one her pillow but it will stick to everything else and make it glitter suspiciously. On a slightly different note, Ive just wandered into both my daughters rooms and they have glitter vials in their pencil cases for school. There is no glitter in the vials but its to be found almost everywhere else, including on me. Failing all else Angel dust is a good substitute.

Level -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 3:22:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Yay!!!!! I have sparkly purple salt glitter. Thanks again Level. It actually worked. whoda thunk Level was so domesticated and stuff! My Google Fu is powerful [;)] quote: domi: Level how do a get the poo smell out of my kid's pillow? Set it on fire. Preferably while the kid isn't asleep!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 3:28:18 AM)
A nurse at the hospital decided it was her job to tell one of the kids who'd lost a tooth "but honey, there is no tooth fairy." The rest of us overheard her, and every head snapped to look at her. The little kid's lower lip was trembling, and we all swooped in, ushering him out of her nurse's station and down the hall! The director found out she wasn't comfortable lying to the kids. He was heard to tell the nurse "Next time, send the kids to sunshine. She has no problem lying to them." [8\|]

KMsAngel -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 5:13:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirPumpy Failing all else Angel dust is a good substitute. hey, don't be crushing the angel! [:D]

LadyPact -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 10:06:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level I bet if Anne Frank were here, she'd know what to do. http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Salt-Glitter http://www.kinderinfo.com/how-to-make-glitter/ Hey Level..... Nice job.

LadiTrukDriver -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 10:20:02 AM)
And Level saves the day??? Who would have thunk it LOL Great idea though...my son is 13, I'm thinking I don't have to worry about TF dust?!?!?!

sirsholly -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 10:29:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Yay!!!!! I have sparkly purple salt glitter. Thanks again Level. It actually worked. whoda thunk Level was so domesticated and stuff! CollarMe's own Betty Crocker.[:)]

laurell3 -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 10:32:48 AM)
Well that remains to be seen. Level do you cook well...oh wait....do you iron? (the anteater kinda sucks at it...just sayin)

popeye1250 -> RE: Well Fuck a Duck...I Need Help!!!!! (5/12/2010 11:39:23 AM)
A five dollar bill will get rid of the visions of sugarplums from their minds immediately. When I was a kid we lived in a big old house with my mother's aunt and uncle both from Ireland. One time I lost a tooth and the "tooth fairy" left a nickel under my pillow. (This was in the mid 50's) My younger brother, a conniving bastard even at age five saw that and his mind started working. The next morning my aunt who had to get the train into Boston to go to work was running around the house frantic, covering her mouth with her hand "Where's me fookin teeth!" "Where's me fookin teeth!" That little bastard had stolen her upper plate and stuffed it under his pillow figuring that he was really going to score from the Tooth Fairy.

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