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dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:16:25 AM

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hi i just joined this site because my humiliatrix insisted and she also insisted i ask this question.

she wants to give me the most epic dutch oven ever. do any have any suggestions? what she should eat for example? or anything else to make the experience more embarrassign and gross for me?

i thank you for your responses.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:21:18 AM

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she should eat raw ribeyes and egg yolks all marinated in simmering Blatz (or Billy) beer, and cook you up a hot steaming dish of turd soup topped with fresh diarrhea hog rotten.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:27:26 AM

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Every once in a while...... not often, but everyonce in a while...... there is really nothing to add

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:29:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Every once in a while...... not often, but everyonce in a while...... there is really nothing to add

Jeffff.....do i read this that you are...speechless????!!!!????

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:33:53 AM

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Stop looking at internet porn.

Stop talking to people on the internet that tell you to do stupid things.

Stop posting stupid questions.

Try to get your fetishes based in reality and sense.

Maybe get out more?

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 6:41:32 AM

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To really embarrass your dumb ass she should make you post a pic of the two of you out here together.

I bet there is not a guy alive that would want to be caught dead with her.

How humiliating!!!

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 7:05:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

she should eat raw ribeyes and egg yolks all marinated in simmering Blatz (or Billy) beer, and cook you up a hot steaming dish of turd soup topped with fresh diarrhea hog rotten.

Tried to find an applause smiley. Couldn't. This looks an appropriate replacement.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 8:06:30 AM

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It would appear that you are not alone in your Beavis and Butthead fantasies....

The boys over at CIA special ops commissioned a product that sounds like it is right up your alley called "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" GREEN GAS"!

A company called Shomer-Tec offers it for public sale and according to the product description all you need do is "Empty this little vial into a hot drink or hot food, wait about 10 minutes, and stand back! The natural herb in this elixir will cause major "natural gas" explosions every few seconds. No matter how hard your mark tries to hold back, there's no stopping these embarrassing eruptions."

If you require more than just the sound and the fury, they also offer a companion product called "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS EVACUATOR"

I get a warm feeling knowing my tax dollars are being well spent!

The CIA, disrupting governments, preserving freedom and facilitating memorable Dutch Ovens since 1947......

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 8:22:39 AM

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quote:

A company called Shomer-Tec offers it for public sale and according to the product description all you need do is "Empty this little vial into a hot drink or hot food, wait about 10 minutes, and stand back! The natural herb in this elixir will cause major "natural gas" explosions every few seconds. No matter how hard your mark tries to hold back, there's no stopping these embarrassing eruptions."

this could be a lot of fun when you spike the coffee of a co-worker you don't like.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 8:25:11 AM

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THIRD day of epic wanker-driven lulz, topped only by the genius of RONNE! Yay for cm!!

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 9:13:19 AM

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Ron is a little bit scary sometimes! He does know his shit though!

As for the wayward boys that think we dominant women will fit in nicely and do exactly what they want us to do because another so called dominant has ordered it... they don't know dominant women so well. If there were such a creature I would laugh and tell her to go to hell too.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 9:56:18 PM

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Egg salad or sauteed mushrooms should stoke her oven to the brim.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 10:45:54 PM

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Egg salad....niiiiiice.
My oldest swears by Raisin Bran for unbeatable late morning flatulence and he produces more natural gas than any other human alive so he knows his stuff.
Ron....your post made me gag and this from a woman who raised 3 sons. Bravo....

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 10:53:26 PM

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Egg salad is a great choice. Try some fried okra alongside an egg salad sandwich. The sandwich part will help also, all the fun stuff in bread and all that.

I wouldn't stay in the same room as myself if I ate that combo. Damn...

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/13/2010 11:17:17 PM

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pfffft - if she was a WEAL Domme she'd order HIM to puree his guts into gas, fart his little pecker off and then stick his head under the duvet.

I have heard that twue Dom/mes don't ever need the toilet or produce gas.

Much like the Queen.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/14/2010 7:29:17 AM

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I have some really awesome ideas, but first I want to know how much she is going to pay me for helping her humiliate her slave.

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/14/2010 7:34:06 AM

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For application...just watch the movie Jackass or Jackass 2. In one of them SteveO has a gas mask with a tube hooked up to it...you can figure out the rest. Your definitely more of a man than I am...I'm just sayin

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/14/2010 7:34:58 AM

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yeah, that was ------------------- my gawd.....................

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/14/2010 8:14:37 AM

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Beware the Norwegian Oven at Ron's house

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RE: dutch oven? - 5/15/2010 1:33:27 PM

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Lol, yea... I'm sure there is a mistress behind this request.

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