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A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/14/2010 10:12:22 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Status: offline 		A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"




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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/14/2010 4:08:53 PM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/14/2010 10:30:49 PM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/15/2010 8:14:30 AM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/15/2010 6:47:04 PM   
rikigrl


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Status: offline 		Didn't think it was funny at all, not a funny subject, not a funny joke. Just my opinion, but I've known victims of abuse and it isn't funny...at all.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/16/2010 6:41:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I didn't think it was funny either.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/16/2010 6:44:21 AM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/16/2010 6:13:51 PM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/17/2010 9:23:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Great joke laffed my ass off

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/19/2010 10:24:13 PM   
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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 5/21/2010 9:53:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		funny as hell

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/4/2010 6:11:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Funny for some - not for others. I'm in the latter category.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/5/2010 5:23:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		You're going straight to hell for that.  That is just SO wrong!

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/5/2010 5:32:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		*shrugs* I don't see the humor in this. What's funny about blaming the woman for being beaten?

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/5/2010 5:53:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've got a pretty wicked sense of humor, some might say twisted all to hell. This ain't one of those times where I can even pretend to see the "haha" in this. Yes, some may find it funny, some may say it's not and laugh their fool heads off. So much more the pity.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/5/2010 5:54:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		It cracked me up.  I can not see how laughing at a joke makes one pro abuse....I laughed as hard at the old joke about wait til he goes to sleep and sew him in the sheets and beat him with a broom handle.

Ill save my abortion joke for later.  I can tell this aint the right crowd for it!


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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/5/2010 3:12:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		lmao i thought it was funny

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/21/2010 6:36:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		that's horrible but kind of funny.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/21/2010 6:53:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		Love it..... Love IT.

If you can't take a joke, if you wanna get all upity over OBVIOUS HUMOR then maybe you might wanna take the stick out your ass.

It was funny and I've known people who were abused by their partners even helped one move out so her abuser wouldn't stop her from leaving.

I am a supporter of BACA too, but you know what a Joke is a JOKE and when it's funny it's FUNNY.

Lighten the fuck up people.

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RE: A Sweet Tea Solution For Spousal Abuse - 6/22/2010 1:54:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		That's even better then the ''2 black eyes'' one, lol.

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