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Old firefighters - 5/16/2010 4:22:45 PM   
SirPumpy


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One dark night outside a small town a fire started inside the local chemical manufacturing plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire brigades from miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company Manager rushed to the Captain and said,

"All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the office near the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the brigade that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the fire fighters off. Soon more fire brigades from towns all around the area had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the new crews arrived, the Manager shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the brigade who could bring out the company's secret files and handed them a plan of the complex showing their location.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another appliance came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer brigade composed mainly of old farmers.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire truck, operated by a couple of the local cockies, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!

Outside the other firemen watched as the old timers on the back of the Acco began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the farmers had extinguished the fire and with some assistance over the radio from the company Manager, they also managed to save the secret formulas.

The grateful Manager joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $250,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, fire fighters on the old tanker.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Well," said the 70 year old Captain, "the first thing we’re gunna do is fix the bloody brakes on that truck!
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RE: Old firefighters - 5/16/2010 10:34:31 PM   
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*snort*

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RE: Old firefighters - 5/16/2010 10:44:15 PM   
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ROFL! 

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RE: Old firefighters - 5/16/2010 11:16:40 PM   
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Sir is a VF. He'll LOVE this! Thanks for the smile!

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RE: Old firefighters - 5/17/2010 3:13:00 PM   
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excellent

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