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protected anal sex?


With a condom
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Without a condom
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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:37:56 AM   
Jeffff


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Who wants to leave sparkly clean? When I go offroading I expect to get a little dirt on the windshield and a smudge or two on the mud flaps.

It's part of the fun.



I don't know... it sounded more like a little offroading, with a nice detail afterwards

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:40:23 AM   
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Well, looks like MY weekend is planned!


Weekend of anal with the aneater. I'm wet. Bring no condoms, they are for pussies. Live on the edge man! . Oh, don't knock me up though, or I will have to terminate the parasitic thing. Remember last time and I wasn't sure if you or domi were the daddy? That was sad...poor little blackish furry thing. His little eyes pleading as we three together somberly lowered the flush handle and a lone tear escaped from domi's eye.. 

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:45:11 AM   
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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:48:05 AM   
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Albeit brief...it sure seemed happy...little Dofff.  RIP.


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:53:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
By 2 days later I had a UTI.

Thanks Mr Mensa. Youre so effin brilliant.


I am genuinely curious, since I've had some pretty painful UTI's...what's the big deal about UTI's?  Antibiotics and they're gone.  A week or so of being uncomfortable and then they're gone.  The worst I had made me incontinent for a couple of days, but in all seriousness, are there long term permanent effects from these?





UTIs can turn into pyelonephritis (kidney infection), which if not treated properly can permanently damage kidneys or worst case: spread into your bloodstream and cause a life-threatening infection.

I have a scar on one of my kidneys from a kidney infection.
The infection caused tissue to die and slough off (and the pain was very similar to that of a kidney stone).
Time from first UTI symptoms to that point: about 16 hrs.

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:55:34 AM   
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Albeit brief...it sure seemed happy...little Dofff.  RIP.



if we had a dollar for every terminated Dofff.......

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:56:28 AM   
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I believe it was a Doffff....Spinning around the bowl having the time of it's life.


Oh no guys, I found what happened to little Dofff....we will have to make another one. Get your asses to Maine pronto, there are people starving!

http://poetry.rotten.com/infantiphagia/taboo2.html



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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 6:58:25 AM   
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Albeit brief...it sure seemed happy...little Dofff.  RIP.



if we had a dollar for every terminated Dofff.......


My punchcard is full though, one more and the next one is a freebie.  Better hurry though, it's harder once you hit 40. Fuck.


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:02:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I believe it was a Doffff....Spinning around the bowl having the time of it's life.


Oh no guys, I found what happened to little Dofff....we will have to make another one. Get your asses to Maine pronto, there are people starving!

http://poetry.rotten.com/infantiphagia/taboo2.html




That was just terrible!


I love you!

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:04:28 AM   
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You were a good lay and a good Daddy Jeffff. You also did pretty well at that whole DIY termination thing, thanks for thinking to bring the chloroform and the rags.

I love you more.


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:05:47 AM   
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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:05:55 AM   
Jeffff


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Mind if I use you as a reference?

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:06:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
By 2 days later I had a UTI.

Thanks Mr Mensa. Youre so effin brilliant.


I am genuinely curious, since I've had some pretty painful UTI's...what's the big deal about UTI's?  Antibiotics and they're gone.  A week or so of being uncomfortable and then they're gone.  The worst I had made me incontinent for a couple of days, but in all seriousness, are there long term permanent effects from these?





UTIs can turn into pyelonephritis (kidney infection), which if not treated properly can permanently damage kidneys or worst case: spread into your bloodstream and cause a life-threatening infection.

I have a scar on one of my kidneys from a kidney infection.
The infection caused tissue to die and slough off (and the pain was very similar to that of a kidney stone).
Time from first UTI symptoms to that point: about 16 hrs.


Thank you, angelikaJ, for actually taking my question seriously, because I really didn't know.  I was hoping to get an actual answer, so I appreciate it.


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:09:10 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		HEY! I answered your question seriously.

Allergies are so bad that it's not safe for me to ever get an infection.

Sorry it didn't seem I was being serious. But I was.

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:09:46 AM   
Aynne88


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I am adding that to my resume!


Mind if I use you as a reference?


No not at all. I'd be happy to explain the warmth I felt while the rag came down over my face and my last memory is domi ripping off my panties while reading the scipture. It was fucking beautiful man. I think sunshine is looking for an anal Dofff too, let's share the love.


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:11:31 AM   
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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:11:38 AM   
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by the way, what's a "doff"?

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 5/18/2010 7:13:53 AM >

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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:14:00 AM   
Aynne88


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Doffff's are delicious. They just have those eyes that say, "eat me."


Hahahahahahahah omfg. They are so crunchy on the outside and gushy in the middle too, like fleshy ho-ho's. Let's bake a doffff for sunshine! 


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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:16:49 AM   
Aynne88


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and that is why Aynne is mah GIRL!


by the way, what's a "doff"?


Uh-oh....you tell her domi. It's um a baby of undetermined origin or parentage, either belonging to Jeffff or domi during a drunken hopi beveri fueled  threesome and it mustn't suffer the pain of life, so after a very beautiful ceremony, it is gently guided to the other side by the harbingers of death, and then it get's um..eaten. Joyously though. Jefff does the actual termination he's got the fingers of a pianist.




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RE: protected anal sex? - 5/18/2010 7:18:14 AM   
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HEY! I answered your question seriously.

Allergies are so bad that it's not safe for me to ever get an infection.

Sorry it didn't seem I was being serious. But I was.


Sorry, sunshine, the eye-rolly face on your post made it seem more sarcastic to me than serious, plus I wasn't sure how Anaphylactic came into play since you didn't explain it till now.

Thanks for clarifying.

Carry on with the fun, folks...

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