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protected anal sex?


With a condom
  39% (19)
Without a condom
  60% (29)


Total Votes : 48
(last vote on : 2/14/2012 6:47:10 AM)
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lusciouslips19 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:12:29 AM)

No, not at all. Piss is steril.




laurell3 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:14:30 AM)

Nope, might even be good for your skin! Pee is good, poop maybe not so....kinda hard to tell from this ridiculous thread ain't it?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:17:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

Nope, might even be good for your skin! Pee is good, poop maybe not so....kinda hard to tell from this ridiculous thread ain't it?


If you had kept the Anteater in line like you're supposed to..




Jeffff -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:19:03 AM)

Great..... I iron, I cook, I don't wear underwear?


I DID check the "Dom" box... right?




laurell3 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:20:44 AM)

haha a) that task is both not my job and impossible! and b) why the hell would we want him to be anything other than the fantastically goofy freak that he is? I've given up any illusion of having intelligent discourse here and now come here solely to laugh.




Jeffff -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:23:43 AM)

I will NOT wear mandals!




laurell3 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:24:24 AM)

Ok, ok....no mandals, no condom, but defintely lube......




lusciouslips19 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:26:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha a) that task is both not my job and impossible! and b) why the hell would we want him to be anything other than the fantastically goofy freak that he is? I've given up any illusion of having intelligent discourse here and now come here solely to laugh.


Glad to see you're growing.

Now git your ass to P&R section of the forum and let your true goofball nature shine!!!!




laurell3 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:30:27 AM)

Reading that stuff is like punishment.... I'm invoking my safeword! Wait.....you can't top me bish! [8D]




Jeffff -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:31:27 AM)

Safe word?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




laurell3 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:34:08 AM)

sighs....shit......




lusciouslips19 -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 8:41:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

sighs....shit......


Oh good. Back on topic!




ghitaPVH -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 11:43:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

It's too late now...I should have asked before.. ...A stream of his hot piss all over my hair and face while filling my mouth and gargling it.....That's bad for me too?


Nope....urine kills all sorts of bacteria and fungi (you'll never have athletes foot on your face that way). As long as he's healthy, piss is sterile. Gargle away.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/19/2010 11:47:06 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

It's too late now...I should have asked before.. ...A stream of his hot piss all over my hair and face while filling my mouth and gargling it.....That's bad for me too?


Nope....urine kills all sorts of bacteria and fungi (you'll never have athletes foot on your face that way). As long as he's healthy, piss is sterile. Gargle away.




Well, it's sterile to HIM. For other folks, full of exciting stuffs! YAY FOR DANGER!!! [:D]

(and Aileen, enough with the gloating over your hot personal action, sheesh!! unless you are sharing the video! [:D])




Caius -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 11:25:19 AM)

Well, it probably wouldn't be the end of her in that context, but actually, the sterility of urine is something of a popular myth.  Urine is sterile until it hits the urethra, which is rife with bacteria.  In a healthy person, most of this bacteria is of the helpful variety or at least presents very little risk, so "fresh from the tap" it's not exactly a huge risk, but there are exceptions -- here UTI's must make another unwelcome visit to this discussion.  Regardless, once urine hits the open air it becomes a breeding ground of the first order for bacteria.  And, recognition of the fact that you were undoubtedly joking notwithstanding, it is most certainly not good for the skin and is in fact a powerful irritant.  You certainly don't want to get it in your eyes and drinking it is ill-advised.  It's basically highly toxic, caustic stuff.  Remember, a significant portion is the crap your body is looking to get rid of through regular metabolic processes.

Again, said with full understanding of the sarcasm employed by both parties.  Just using the opportunity to comment on a  popular misconception as belief in it could lead to some minor harm.




Jeffff -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 11:39:22 AM)

Theoreticaly..... you could use a golden shower to knock the scat off her teeth.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 11:53:53 AM)

Jeffwey you are such a THINKER!! [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 11:56:43 AM)

I'm a giver..... I care!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 11:58:44 AM)

It shows, it does! [:D]

(rockin mandals btw!)




Caius -> RE: protected anal sex? (5/20/2010 12:01:54 PM)

There's a "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" joke in there somewhere but I just can't find it.   




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