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laurell3 -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 6:33:16 PM)

STOP STALKING ME JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!




Jeffff -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 6:33:44 PM)

No




subtee -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 8:11:19 PM)

Dude...




domiguy -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 8:37:39 PM)

Pa talk about fisting....homos eat that kind of shit up.

Then talk about all of the different types of cuisine and wine that you have never experienced. He will feel less overwhelmed in knowing that he is dealing with someone that is a bad homo too.

You might want to mention something about me. I am the new Judy Garland. Queers love me.

Somewhere along the line you are going to have to give the dick a drive by nudging....You are not wasting your time on no short dicked man.




subtee -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 8:39:50 PM)

Voice of experience? Are you going on cool here?




stef -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 8:48:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I have an unlucky contestant.

You guys know me well.

Any tips?

Yes, get back on your meds and stop being so insane.  That would be a good start.  Non-insane people tend to steer clear of insane people so unless you're happy being with another insane person, you need to get your crazy house in order.

~stef




LanceHughes -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 9:06:51 PM)

Hints for the next step are HIGHLY dependent on the previous step.

Just how the heck did you "get this unlucky contestant" anyway?

Also, in general, you MUST work on your self-esteem!!!!  Not just in this case, but in general. However, we're talking this case.  In this case, if you think he's an "unlucky contestant," dollars to doughnuts he'll pick up on your opinion of him.  He'll then start to wonder, "What about pahunkboy is there that makes ME unlucky to be involved with him?"

GET IT ?

And I totally disagree with supressing your politics.  Again, it WILL show that you're hiding something.  If 'twas me, I'd say something like, "My politics are kinda out-there.  Let's see what we have in common and go from there."  'Cause, you know what, maybe his are more out-there than YOURS. (Yeah, yeah - all readers now join in a chorus of "NO WAY!")

Oh, and NO ONE else (leave it to the good old Gay Dom.... LOL!) has suggested that maybe, just maybe he DOES want a blow-n-go and could give a rat's ass 'bout anything else.  Just sayin'

You want our advice, "you got some 'splaning to do, Lucy"

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ETA: STOP GENERALIZING!  Crap!  You sound like any of the 42-billion strings that ask "How do I approach a Mistress?"




subtee -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/20/2010 10:32:16 PM)

I wish you weren't gay or that I wasn't straight or that the moon was in the seventh house and Jupiter was aligned with Mars.

It is. The dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquariusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss




LanceHughes -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/22/2010 9:38:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

I wish you weren't gay or that I wasn't straight or that the moon was in the seventh house and Jupiter was aligned with Mars.

It is. The dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquariusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Okay.  Maybe you would care to bear my child.
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As to the song from "Hair," I got to see the original in Chicago when full-frontal nudity was quite the edge-of-anything.  Hard to describe the politics of sex and how the heck that had squat to do with art, but I can tell you that the Police Chief agreed that in the last scene before intermission F.F.Nudity was acceptable provided NOBODY moved.  So the lights go black, all strip and take their places, lined up across stage.  Lights up - NO movement, I think they couldn't even sing, maybe they did.  In any instance, stage lights go black after like 30 seconds and the curtain falls for intermission.

Now I have to go-and-google. BRB. LOL!
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After reading, I see that many productions used a scrim.  I'm pretty sure that the compromise was "If you don't move, you don't need a scrim." 

From Wikipedia:
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After an off-Broadway debut in October 1967 at Joseph Papp's Public Theater and a subsequent run in a midtown discothèque space, the show opened on Broadway in April 1968 and ran for 1,750 performances. Simultaneous productions in cities across the United States and Europe followed shortly thereafter, including a successful London production, which ran for 1,997 performances.
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I seem to remember going to see it when I was 19 or 20 - scandalous unto itself.  That'd be 1969 or 1970.  The wikipedia article has a GREAT piece on the legality of it all.... Teeny bit of a quote:
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Hair effectively marked the end of stage censorship in the United Kingdom.[127] London's stage censor, the Lord Chamberlain, originally refused to license the musical, and the opening was delayed until Parliament passed a bill stripping him of his licensing power.
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How's that for a powerful musical?  More from wiki article:
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In Munich, authorities threatened to close the production if the nude scene remained; however, after a local Hair spokesman declared that his relatives had been marched nude into Auschwitz, the authorities relented.[41]
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You young'uns just don't have any idea of how that play / musical / performance literally changed the world!!!  That's why the songs are in today's meme - they will be forever, I'll wager.
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Lance, Sir.  I think you're babbling.  You might need to go to bed.

Yep.  You're right, boy.  Late at nite here.... Come help this old man get un-dressed.... Oh, and let's save some cum for .... what's her name?....up top there.... you mark a freezer box with her name..... but right now.....  must go to sleep....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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MODS:  Sorry, sorry, sorry..... I didn't mean to do such a very good job of thread-jacking!

Here.  I'll get back on topic:

So, pahunkboy..... what happened?




pahunkboy -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/23/2010 1:31:17 PM)

Domi- You crack me up!   LOL.

Lance,  I had to postpone the date due to my tooth pulled.   I still have his interest.  This would be thru an online ad.  Somewhat local.

Stef,  I would rather be "me"- then to fake being happy.  Even if that means me crazy. So maybe I answered my own question.  (see my poll on meds)

Yet- dont we all at times sabotage some things?




pahunkboy -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/23/2010 1:33:03 PM)

Lance, I recd a CM from you.

Am I blocked?  if not- I will reply.   Thanks.




LanceHughes -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/23/2010 2:48:35 PM)

pahunkboy: You can send me an answer to my CMail.




pahunkboy -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/26/2010 2:01:36 PM)

My gum is healing- and he is easy to email to-

One minute I think he is strong silent type- next I think- he is annoyed.   But- not really.

I still dont know if this is a fuck or a date.   But why settle?  over analyzing things can be bad.

anyhow- he by now has seen some of my personality. and has not bolted.   so yay.






MadameMarque -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/30/2010 5:38:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

Like you and laurell have mentioned... do NOT talk about politics, the Illuminati, Alex Jones; do NOT ask him "does this tin foil make my ass look big?" [:D]

Just teasing; relax, get to know him, and have some fun.


...the Illuminati..."does this tin foil make my ass look big?"...thank you for making me laugh every time I re-read that.

P.S. - But how else will you find out if a. he knows who the Illuminati are? and b. he's the kind of gentleman who says, 'baby, that's the ass of an Olympic swimmer and any guy'd pay a million dollars to *be* that tin foil, right now.'




LanceHughes -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/30/2010 8:35:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
So, pahunkboy..... what happened?


For the "rest of the story," you can read the string pahunkboy titled "I had my date." That string can be found here:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3230693/mpage_1/tm.htm




loverly -> RE: coach me on dating-- (5/30/2010 8:57:58 AM)

If You just BE Youreself that should be enough no matter what you talk about or what your opinions are....




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