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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:36:12 PM)
Aylee, I was going to step in on the Bearded One's behalf and write a paean to you (cuz we all know I'm very eloquenter then him) but I viewed your profile and realised I knew nothing about you. Aylee! She...erm...has a....beautiful soul? She is invisible photographically but I see her true virtual avatar And know that inside She is...some kind of...small, abstract dragon? I write poetry for her So that DS can steal her cookies Whilst she swoons in astonishment at the verbosity of my wordiness And then we will together eat said cookies As toast and testament to her enduring wonderfullitude Together, as one On the virtual astral cookie plane Howzat? [:)]

Aylee -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:36:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee But. . . but. . . Steven, when are you going to write something like that to me? I wubs you, Aylee. Close enough? Yep! [:)] Because I know you and the only reason that you would put me on a pedestal is to look up my skirt! [8\|]

LadyPact -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:36:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Fella, your post is an incoherent paean to someone called Shizumi. Your profile is an incoherent paean to someone called Anna. There is abundant sneering in both at us unenlightened souls. And... the fact that you have chosen to appear in uniform while I doubt that you are a member of the armed services strikes me as a little disturbing. And this bothers me a lot, too: quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 onto the highest thrown of the spirit of great, such as Genghis Khan, Alexander, or Hitler. Quit playing and just be a mensch. That's not a uniform of the Armed Services. It's a polo shirt and a beret being worn by a guy who has a beard.

angelikaJ -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:40:14 PM)
For Frazzle 1. S*** is his. 2. It is unknown whether or not she knows about and/or agrees to this. 3. Men that have mistakenly contacted S** will get heartburn. 4. He believes a spell and cosmic cooperation will secure him S* and release her from evil forces which puts the latter part of 2 in doubt. 5. He is captive to S*'s beauty, he wishes to marry her and make her his slave and goddess. 6. He sees himself as a white knight, rescuer dominant man and she as someone who needs saving... and then you add in a comparison to Hitler (and his power) as a positive role model (editorial comment: that seems very confused to me). 7. His righteous ideals are right and true for S****. 8. He has special powers and his determination will prevail. edit number

sirsholly -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:40:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 i met this girl elsewhere, and have a real passion for her. and pain, that she might go to a man that doesnt have the type of passion i have. ok...so she ditched your silly ass. Stop whining

MstrPBK -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:43:20 PM)
Strongheart: "... and in fact have no religion ..." As far as I know all human beings have some form of religious belief system. MstrPBK St. Paul, MN USA

MasterKalif -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:49:35 PM)
hahahaha very funny indeed, this thread...so shizumi and all that...now for some reason was thinking of my love of Sushi... :)

angelikaJ -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 3:56:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 i met this girl elsewhere, and have a real passion for her. and pain, that she might go to a man that doesnt have the type of passion i have. The problem with the tactic you took is that either she will be baffled but will like the passion of your approach OR she will forever label you a stalker type and you will never have a shot with her. Never is a very long time. My feeling is you may have already gotten a no from her in which case you need to deal with the finality of never.

Aylee -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:01:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious Aylee, I was going to step in on the Bearded One's behalf and write a paean to you (cuz we all know I'm very eloquenter then him) but I viewed your profile and realised I knew nothing about you. Well, you know that I am in Kansas and I am a Heartless Bitch. That is two somethings at least. quote: Aylee! She...erm...has a....beautiful soul? Maybe. quote: She is invisible photographically but I see her true virtual avatar Weal and twue, thank you very much! quote: And know that inside She is...some kind of...small, abstract dragon? I can see that you do not read Sluggy. sigh Alien. I am an Ay-Lee-N. quote: I write poetry for her YAY! quote: So that DS can steal her cookies That Bat Rasterd! quote: Whilst she swoons in astonishment at the verbosity of my wordiness You are such a hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianist today! [:)] quote: And then we will together eat said cookies I thought that Steven stole them. quote: As toast I lurves me some rye toast! quote: and testament to her enduring wonderfullitude Ha ha ha. quote: Together, as one On the virtual astral cookie plane We get to be in first class, right? quote: Howzat? [:)] Lovely! Absolutely lovely!

strongheart777 -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:11:00 PM)
quote: The problem with the tactic you took is that either she will be baffled but will like the passion of your approach OR she will forever label you a stalker type and you will never have a shot with her. Never is a very long time. My feeling is you may have already gotten a no from her in which case you need to deal with the finality of never. actually. the last thing she wrote to me was along the lines of "wow you really are one in a billion, the way you write really turns me on, and i love that you say you cherish women, because then i know i wouldnt have to give anything up to be with you" .... and so im stuck with total confusion... i like parts of the whole BDSM thing, but the part i dislike is that guys treat the girls like worthless shit.... i want to worship them... but iam dominate... hahaha in kindergarten id tell the teacher to fuck off because they didnt know how to teach me correctly. :D

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:11:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Well, you know that I am in Kansas and I am a Heartless Bitch. That is two somethings at least. But they aren't very poetic somethings... quote: quote: And know that inside She is...some kind of...small, abstract dragon? I can see that you do not read Sluggy. sigh Alien. I am an Ay-Lee-N. If this was real life I would make a gesture that involved waving my hand around to denote something flying straight over my head. There is no smiley to convey this gesture. quote: quote: Whilst she swoons in astonishment at the verbosity of my wordiness You are such a hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianist today! [:)] Oooooh, I love it when people talk sexy to me like that! :P quote: quote: And then we will together eat said cookies I thought that Steven stole them. I'm sure he can be persuaded to give me a cut; I'm providing the distraction, after all... quote: quote: As toast I lurves me some rye toast! Not that kind of toast :P quote: quote: and testament to her enduring wonderfullitude Ha ha ha. How very dare you laugh at my elegant wording! quote: We get to be in first class, right? Astrally speaking, that's the only way to fly [:D] quote: quote: Howzat? [:)] Lovely! Absolutely lovely! Woohoo! I writed poetry for a lady and she called it luverly! [:D]

Level -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:19:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: MasterKalif I tought Shizumi was the name of some Japanese girl the OP was looking for... actually, I think the damn fool is looking for the whale at Sea World. Now, now, let's not turn this into a BBW thread; I'm sure she'll fit into that ivory tower just fine, and their relationship will be the shiznit.

DarkSteven -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:22:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 i like parts of the whole BDSM thing, but the part i dislike is that guys treat the girls like worthless shit.... i want to worship them... but iam dominate... hahaha in kindergarten id tell the teacher to fuck off because they didnt know how to teach me correctly. :D A Dom does not treat a woman like shit, except for a narrow niche of humiliation/dehumanization/objectification. Most Doms treat their women well. And spank and whip them too. Worship will confuse a submissive. At best. Telling off a kindergarten teacher is NOT the sign of a Dominant. A Dominant must have self-control. That's just the sign of a smartass.

lovingpet -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:24:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Oh my... I feel so faint in the glory and power of such a majestic one! The truth will be known about me... I am submissive it just took the right one to make me feel all faint like and overpowered. It's amazing! I'm saved from myself! Well finally you admit it! Now turn over so I can give you your evening beating. I promise it will just hurt oh so good. [;)]

angelikaJ -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:32:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 quote: The problem with the tactic you took is that either she will be baffled but will like the passion of your approach OR actually. the last thing she wrote to me was along the lines of "wow you really are one in a billion, the way you write really turns me on, and i love that you say you cherish women, because then i know i wouldnt have to give anything up to be with you" .... and so im stuck with total confusion... i like parts of the whole BDSM thing, but the part i dislike is that guys treat the girls like worthless shit.... i want to worship them... but iam dominate... hahaha in kindergarten id tell the teacher to fuck off because they didnt know how to teach me correctly. :D Arrogance, which you do seem to have in abundance will get in your way. I think it is going to be hard for you to teach humility if you don't have any. My Master does not treat me like shit. He values me. I do know someone who you may be able to relate to with the whole slave/goddess thing...i will email you his id.

Bobanna -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 4:54:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 quote].... and so im stuck with total confusion... i like parts of the whole BDSM thing, but the part i dislike is that guys treat the girls like worthless shit.... i want to worship them... but iam dominate... hahaha in kindergarten id tell the teacher to fuck off because they didnt know how to teach me correctly. :D Where in the world did you get the notion that all men treat women like shit in BDSM? If my Dom treated me like worthless shit, I'd kick his ass ... (jk) [:)]

lovingpet -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 5:24:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: strongheart777 i like parts of the whole BDSM thing, but the part i dislike is that guys treat the girls like worthless shit.... i want to worship them... but iam dominate. How one treats me has absolutely no real bearing on how one views me. My partner can treat me quiet indelicately, but it doesn't change the fact that, in his eyes, I am elevated above just about anyone else in the whole world BECAUSE of my submission to him. I wouldn't go so far as to say he worships me, but he does hold me in high honor and respect for what I offer him and who I am. He does with me what he does because it brings us closer together and works to bring out those traits in me he adores so much. I know I am loved. I have no question of it. lovingpet

January -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 5:24:46 PM)
Fast reply... Strongheart, What makes you think Shizumi is here on the boards of collarme? Is that really her name? Or are you trying to beat off her other suitors? Why do you think anybody here knows her? I certainly feel your passion in your poetry, but making sense would be good, too. January

Aylee -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 5:29:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious But they aren't very poetic somethings... What can I say, I am rather boring. quote: If this was real life I would make a gesture that involved waving my hand around to denote something flying straight over my head. There is no smiley to convey this gesture. www.sluggy.com It is an online comic. quote: Oooooh, I love it when people talk sexy to me like that! :P Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. quote: I'm sure he can be persuaded to give me a cut; I'm providing the distraction, after all... What you are saying is that he is busy looking up YOUR skirt right now? quote: Not that kind of toast :P Wheat? quote: How very dare you laugh at my elegant wording! I laugh at the idea that I have wonderfulitude. quote: Astrally speaking, that's the only way to fly [:D] But I want a TARDIS! quote: Woohoo! I writed poetry for a lady and she called it luverly! [:D] It is because you are so cute! [:)]

pahunkboy -> RE: Has any man here contacted Shizumi? (5/23/2010 5:46:42 PM)
Are you on any medication?

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