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Jeffff -> Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 6:57:51 PM)

Should someone warn Lat?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 6:59:08 PM)

Yes, definitely!




subtee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 7:08:29 PM)

I will.

Ass.




Jeffff -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 7:10:00 PM)

Big slip knot fan?




subtee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 7:13:39 PM)

Fuck you, I'm an antianteater!

~knottee




intenze -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 9:09:33 PM)

What a shitty place to die.




subtee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 9:20:05 PM)

Really? What are the attributes to make a place a good place to die or a "shitty place to die?"




Aylee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 10:02:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Really? What are the attributes to make a place a good place to die or a "shitty place to die?"


Now, Subtee, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. 

Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. 

Look at the soil around Des Moines, Subtee.  You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. 

The government says it's due to poor farming.

But I know what's really going on, Subtee.  I know it's the queers. 

They're in it with the aliens.  They're building landing strips for gay Martians,

I swear to God.





subtee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 10:05:39 PM)

Dude our soil is nutrient-rich and black. Black. We grow unicorns and gorgeous trannies (with gobment subadies).

Once you grow black, you can't ever go back. Werd.




Aylee -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/24/2010 11:16:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Dude our soil is nutrient-rich and black. Black. We grow unicorns and gorgeous trannies (with gobment subadies).

Once you grow black, you can't ever go back. Werd.


I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
The blending of a gospel choir
Singing "Rise Up, Shepherd"
And carols peppered
With jazz rhythms that inspire!
I'm dreaming of a brown turkey
With candied yams and cheese and mac!
May that soulful season not lack,
And may all your Christmases be Black!

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas.
My Holy Family's not pink!
They have deep bronzed faces
And hair with traces
Of true Middle Eastern kink!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
A dozen cousins' gifts to wrap!
May your kinfolk not give you flack!
And may all your Christmases be Black! 




Jeffff -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 6:15:44 AM)

If you build it, they will die there.


I want to die in Iowa.

And then play catch with kevin Cosnter's dad




LaTigresse -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 1:10:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you build it, they will die there.


I want to die in Iowa.

And then play catch with kevin Cosnter's dad


How romantic you are.




pahunkboy -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 1:14:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you build it, they will die there.


I want to die in Iowa.

And then play catch with kevin Cosnter's dad


How romantic you are.




All he has to do is sneeze.  




LaTigresse -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 1:16:56 PM)

Do anteaters sneeze?




divi -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 2:08:24 PM)

I wanna go to Iowa !!!!





intenze -> RE: Slipknot bassist Paul Gray dead in Iowa (5/25/2010 3:13:13 PM)

ok divi, come on over...we love you easterners!!!!!
I should have clarified: it is not Iowa that is a shitty place to die per se, it is a Town Suites in Urbandale Iowa that is a shitty place to die. And I know there are no gay people in Urbandale because they are all republicans, nod nod nod.




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