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Evanesce -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 9:51:07 AM)
::: hands a pair of surgical shears to V and holds Dustyn down for the de-pantsing ::: Oh, stop squirming, D. We don't want any slip ups here. ::: Dustyn continues squirming, and gets bound spread-eagle to four tent spikes ::: Woohoo! Hey, Malinche! Send the oompa loompas over here so we can make these legs REALLY white!

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 9:58:21 AM)
looks up Naw fergus. . . we all know you are always "up" to something. . . you are nekkid. Best, LaMalinche ----30 more posts and I get paddled----

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 10:08:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce ::: hands a pair of surgical shears to V and holds Dustyn down for the de-pantsing ::: Oh, stop squirming, D. We don't want any slip ups here. ::: Dustyn continues squirming, and gets bound spread-eagle to four tent spikes ::: Woohoo! Hey, Malinche! Send the oompa loompas over here so we can make these legs REALLY white! Presses a few buttons on the controller. . . here ya go. . . how are you planning to go about this. . . shall I have them bring marshmallow fluff. . . those are hairy legs. . . WEG Best, LaMalinche

wild1cfl -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 10:12:22 AM)
Here we go again, lots of fun in this thread this morning again. What would you like me to make this time? more Chocolate Mousse or strawberries and whipped cream..... WEG

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 10:39:21 AM)
Can you make Napoleans? I am really craving those. . . Best, LaMalinche

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 10:50:28 AM)
EEP!! frantically talking into my calculator watch and realziing that I put the wrong watch on to have KITT come and save the day be gentle? lower lip quivering

MsPoetress -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 12:20:42 PM)
Hey you guys better keep it down! The neighbors might call the cops IF they come we would have to either expain it to them or ask to borrow their handcuffs ~poe

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 2:22:05 PM)
What? You did not see the huge stack of jelly donuts that we use as bribes for the cops? It is right by the door. Relax. . . we are professionals at this! Well, WyrdRich, what do you think of your facial. . . I realize that it is starting to melt, but trust me, once it dries, your skin will stay in place. removes cucumber slices so he can see Now, who wants to lick it off him? checks around for fastlane. . . nope the coast is clear runs to the candy dish Chick Peeps for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! throws extras to the oompha loomphas runs to the twister mat Slip n Slide everybody!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Best, LaMalinche

SimplyV -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 8:42:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce ::: hands a pair of surgical shears to V and holds Dustyn down for the de-pantsing ::: Oh, stop squirming, D. We don't want any slip ups here. ::: Dustyn continues squirming, and gets bound spread-eagle to four tent spikes ::: Oooh Poor Dustyn.. grabs the shears and cuts off the legs of the pants Ok... this is the tricky part... Just make sure there are no sudden movements down here Dustyn.. [:D] snips off the rest of the pants Ok.. is everyone nekkid now? grins evilly wielding the shears

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/17/2006 10:06:30 AM)
sneaking away, which is easy to do when one is all nekkidfied, grabbing a bucket of day-glo orange body paint, a paint brush, and painting bull's eyes on both of Simply's and Evan's lower cheeks sneaking away snickering

Evanesce -> RE: Table full of pies (4/17/2006 8:50:45 PM)
quote: sneaking away, which is easy to do when one is all nekkidfied, grabbing a bucket of day-glo orange body paint, a paint brush, and painting bull's eyes on both of Simply's and Evan's lower cheeks Oh, well, crap... I'm gonna have to learn to tie better knots. But at least yer still nekkid! Muuuaaahahahahahaha!!!!! Hey! Orange is SO not my color! ::: grabs a towel and scurries to scrub it off - replacing paint with whipped cream :::

MsPoetress -> RE: Table full of pies (4/17/2006 10:00:42 PM)
I will lick it off WyrdRich... the shrimp was yummy and he deserves a good licking.[;)] runs over and has a go on the Slip N Slide, but ends up on top of La Malinche DOG PILE! ~poe

WyrdRich -> RE: Table full of pies (4/17/2006 10:04:48 PM)
Being licked, licking.... GOD I LOVE SWITCH PARTIES!!!!!!!! Is Dustyn still tied down? Can somebody bring me a Mack Truck flogger please?

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/18/2006 12:24:44 AM)
Keep in mind, Wyld, I AM a masochist as well... pain tends to feed what I refer to as "erotic anger"... basically, the more it hurts, depending on my mindset, the more enjoyable it is... also depends on the pain as well... LOL is scrawny and VERY flexible, so restraints don't work all THAT well on me grabbing a rubber suction dart gun BULL'S EYE!! hitting Evans square on one of the whipped cream targets hehehehehehehehe

Evanesce -> RE: Table full of pies (4/18/2006 8:48:05 PM)
quote: BULL'S EYE!! hitting Evans square on one of the whipped cream targets hehehehehehehehe LOL! A very nice Pinocchio impression!

WyrdRich -> RE: Table full of pies (4/18/2006 9:27:19 PM)
Not a problem.... I happen to have two rolls of duct tape right here. Ladies...........

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/18/2006 11:34:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsPoetress I will lick it off WyrdRich... the shrimp was yummy and he deserves a good licking.[;)] runs over and has a go on the Slip N Slide, but ends up on top of La Malinche DOG PILE! ~poe Grabs MsPoetress's hand, helps her up and skips with her over to WyrdRich. Hands her a set of clamps to use as she pleases as she licks WyrdRich. Or did you want to give him a few licks with a flogger instead? Kisses both checks and skips to the shrimp. Have fun! Best, LaMalinche

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/18/2006 11:38:49 PM)
Picks up a Napolean and shoves it in Dustyn's mouth to shut him up. Someone said "Duct tape?" Mwhahahahahaha!!!! Unrolls it a bit, sticks some on his arm and begins to do a whirling dervish around him. . . mummifying his arms to his sides. Flex your way outta that one Oh nekkid Dustyn!!!! Best, LaMalinche -Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons. . . for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/19/2006 2:59:32 AM)
falling over in a less than graceful heap, glaring up at LM, then inchworming my way somewhere inconspicuous to avoid further abuse pausing in mid inching to ponder if it's actually abuse if you enjoy it being done by beautiful women inching back into the party LOL

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/20/2006 1:39:42 PM)
rushes to the candy table to make her own licorace flogger Lalalala hmmm hm hmm hmmmmm hm hmm hmmmmm La la laaalalala Hey fergus. . . Ya got any beads around here? Or something that can be used as beads? This needs a little something. . . I realize that you are all tied up right now, if you will just nod in the correct direction. . . Best, LaMalinche

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