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Holly's day at the mall - 5/25/2010 11:11:04 AM

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Holly decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terr...or, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately for Holly, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/25/2010 11:18:33 AM

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OMG!

Holly is blonde?!?

S'plains alot!

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/25/2010 12:19:40 PM

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/26/2010 12:29:54 PM

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and the sum-bitchin' manager refused to refund my quarter!!

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/26/2010 12:55:14 PM

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and the sum-bitchin' manager refused to refund my quarter!!

What do you expect??? Your head was battered against the ground...takes quite a while to clean up the mess, yanno

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/27/2010 7:19:10 PM

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Reminded me of another one.

Holly (well, why change, right?) arrived to a meeting with a friend. She was all bruised, broken arm, a complete mess.
So her friend just asked "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"
- Well, I was on a horse, and I suddenly fell to the ground. Before I know it this guy on a bike hits me in the head, I tried to escape but a big firetruck just clashes my arm right after. When I finally stood up a helicopter came out of nowhere to hit me some more.
- OMG that's so terrible! How unlikely and unlucky thing to happen! What did you do next? How did you break that chain of events?
- Luckily the responsible for the merry-go-round heard my screams and stopped it just before the zebra got too close

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/27/2010 11:56:45 PM

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wow.. hot pic, MR... :)

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/28/2010 12:28:49 AM

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hehehe, yay stupid jokes. So this baby seal ran into a club..... she was blond.

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/28/2010 7:58:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: MasterRecruits

Reminded me of another one.

Holly (well, why change, right?) arrived to a meeting with a friend. She was all bruised, broken arm, a complete mess.
So her friend just asked "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"
- Well, I was on a horse, and I suddenly fell to the ground. Before I know it this guy on a bike hits me in the head, I tried to escape but a big firetruck just clashes my arm right after. When I finally stood up a helicopter came out of nowhere to hit me some more.
- OMG that's so terrible! How unlikely and unlucky thing to happen! What did you do next? How did you break that chain of events?
- Luckily the responsible for the merry-go-round heard my screams and stopped it just before the zebra got too close

so now...to be safe...i ALWAYS wear the little horsey seat belt...

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/28/2010 7:59:46 AM

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and the sum-bitchin' manager refused to refund my quarter!!

What do you expect??? Your head was battered against the ground...takes quite a while to clean up the mess, yanno

mumblegrumble...oh allllright...he can keep the quarter

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 5/28/2010 9:56:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

and the sum-bitchin' manager refused to refund my quarter!!

What do you expect??? Your head was battered against the ground...takes quite a while to clean up the mess, yanno

mumblegrumble...oh allllright...he can keep the quarter

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RE: Holly's day at the mall - 6/3/2010 12:41:27 PM

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ok ok enuff already

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