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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/7/2006 3:58:02 PM   
Gauge


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I wish i could find a local Dom/Master that was single and not creepy


Granted. You now have a Dom/Master that is not creepy. He is downright spooky and you now wish he were creepy.


I wish that I wouldn't have to read instructions on how to put something together.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/7/2006 4:05:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now you have someone that puts it together for you.  It being your body.  Turns out the table you were building was not supposed to have a gas tank attached, nor was it supposed to be used for flambeeing.  Boom.

I wish I were the richest man alive.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/7/2006 4:07:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
I wish I were the richest man alive.

Yours,


benji


Granted.  You are also the only living person alive after a massive world plague.
So money means nothing.  :)

I wish someone would clean my dinner dishes.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/7/2006 4:10:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted.  Well, kinda.  You got a monkey butler, but according to your rules, he's not allowed in the house.  So have fun!

I wish I had a monkey butler, too.  But a well behaved one.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/9/2006 9:32:25 AM   
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I wish I had a monkey butler, too.  But a well behaved one.


Granted. You have a butler for all 2000 of your monkeys.


I wish that I wasn't so afraid of spiders.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/9/2006 4:57:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I wasn't so afraid of spiders.


Granted.  Now you're afraid of water.
You smell!

I wish that pizza had no calories.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/9/2006 4:59:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted.  Pizza has no calories.  However, now you have an uncontrollable urge to also eat the box, which adds 3186 calories to your meal.
 
I wish I could figure out what to have for dinner.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/9/2006 10:37:56 PM   
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I wish I could figure out what to have for dinner


Granted. You now figure out what to have for dinner. You also forget where you live, who you are, and why you have antlers strapped to your head and a deer tail butt plug sticking out of your ass. The cops don't buy your story that you don't remember. Hey... not to worry... jail will serve dinner.


I wish that I had my own, private home theater so I could watch movies at home and get the theater experience also.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 3:10:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted...move all your furniture into the local movie theater..to get the full experiance go to the bathroom with the door open and when unsuspecting patrons walk in yell at them " Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my home"

I wish i had my very own housekeeper...

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 5:41:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted she finds your deeds and steals your house.

I wish when I bought a new electronic device I could download the instructions into my brain so I instantly knew how to use it. I’ve seen the matrix I’m just waiting for someone to invent it. Hurry up and invent it already!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 5:55:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted but the design kind of backfired, instead of downloading info to you it now broadcasts all your thoughts on radio stations.
 
 
I wish that I could put my dentist in bondage and inflict on him my own brand of pain.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 10:47:39 AM   
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I wish that I could put my dentist in bondage and inflict on him my own brand of pain.


Granted. I am not going to corrupt this wish because I heartily agree.


I wish that I could have a throng of slave girls throwing themselves at my feet.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 10:54:50 AM   
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I wish that I could have a throng of slave girls throwing themselves at my feet.


Granted, but they keep throwing themselves from about 50 feet up, and it's getting a bit squishy in the vicinity of your feet.
 
I wish I had something more exciting to do today than just watching movies and practicing my piano.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 1:02:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. You can now sit back and watch Jerry Lee Lewis set fire to your piano, which then catches the drapes on fire, which then burns down the house.  The fire department arrives, neighbors are gather around...let the party begin!  Exciting, huh?! ;)
 
i wish i were lying nude on a beach with 20 handsome (also nude) men tending to my every need.

< Message edited by submissvelilbrat -- 6/10/2006 1:03:13 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 5:13:55 PM   
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i wish i were lying nude on a beach with 20 handsome (also nude) men tending to my every need.


Granted. But you all forgot sunscreen and now everyones naughty bits have second degree burns on them and you are all in the hospital.


I wish that I had a secret device that I could just make people that really annoy me vaporize into thin air.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/10/2006 10:14:42 PM   
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I wish that I had a secret device that I could just make people that really annoy me vaporize into thin air.


Granted.  Now that you're alone in the universe, what will you do for entertainment?
 
I wish I could get a good night's sleep instead of having this insomnia I've had for the last four months.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/11/2006 12:00:32 PM   
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I wish I could get a good night's sleep instead of having this insomnia I've had for the last four months.


Granted. Silly you... you only wished for one good night's sleep and therefore that is all you get. The rest of the year you suffer from twice the insomnia.


I wish that I had all the medical knowledge needed to be a doctor.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/11/2006 3:52:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I wish that I had all the medical knowledge needed to be a doctor.


Granted you are now Dr Dom. All submissive and slaves with issues come to you to work through them. And you have to listen to every single issue and every reason why they feel compelled to be a bottom. But due to the Hippocratic Oath you can never top your patients.
 
 
I wish my freaking shoulder would stop hurting. Cant swing my paddle well in this kind of pain.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/12/2006 9:29:28 PM   
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I wish my freaking shoulder would stop hurting. Cant swing my paddle well in this kind of pain.


Granted. Your shoulder stops hurting. At the same time that it stops hurting you are attacked by an enraged bull-moose and he tramples you until you are close to death's door.


I wish that I hadn't stayed away for a day or so... I have too many posts to read.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 6/17/2006 6:51:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, time has gone backward and you have now spent the entire time on line and are exhausted.

I wish I had a more comfortable ottaman to put my feet upon while I am typing on this laptop.

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